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Funny story: Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

Kim Kardashian is Tapped By President Joe Biden To Be The Director of The Newly Formed Department of Women’s Rights

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a move that has the entire left coast state of California cheering with joyous joy, the oldest of the 5 Kardashian sisters has been chosen by President Biden to head up the newly-formed Department of Women’s Righ…

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Funny story: Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

Biden invites spoofers Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to White House for pow wow

President Biden surprised more than a few people today when he issued invitations to two top spoofers known as Jaggedone and Dr Billingsgate to meet with him at the White House. Asked his reasoning, Biden said “It’s time we get up close and perso…

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Funny story: "Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

"Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"

One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…

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Funny story: President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…

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Funny story: President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

President Biden missing: Thought to be inside the White House

The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined. The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom.

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo

Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…

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Funny story: Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

Biden Evicts Two Dogs With Four Ass Holes From White House

BILLINGSGATE POST: From the White House to the dog house, Lassie Come Home this is not. In the movie released in 1943, Roddy McDowell had to sell his beloved dog to the Duke of Rudling because his family could no longer afford to feed him. After…

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Funny story: White House cleaners pleased with new president

White House cleaners pleased with new president

In another exclusive for TheSpoof, we interview Manuel Cisterna Ubendos, who has been a cleaner in the White House for 14 years. "I am very glad to have Mr Biden as president," said the 46-year-old Mexican. "All of the cleaning staff are. He makes…

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Funny story: Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

Biden Orders Revolving Fire Hydrants For White House Grounds

BILLINGSGATE POST: In his latest Executive Order, President Biden decreed that revolving fire hydrants be installed on the White House grounds, having grown tired of seeing his two mutts, Champ and Major, lift their legs to pee on the existing hydra…

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Funny story: Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

Secret Service Agent Mistakes Biden’s Package For Elderly Gerbil

BILLINGSGATE POST: It had to happen sooner or later. While Vice-President under Barack Obama, there were complaints by female Secret Service Agents that they were uncomfortable when they were forced to watch Sleepy Joe take his morning swim in the Wh…

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Funny story: President Joe Biden’s Two German Shepherds Move Into The White House Dog House

President Joe Biden’s Two German Shepherds Move Into The White House Dog House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that the nation’s two first pooches, Major and Champ will be the best cared for dogs in the entire nation. The two German Shepherds have been given the Secret Service code names, Snoop Dog and…

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Funny story: Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

Trump Reported To Throw Temper Tantrum On Inauguration Eve

President Donald Trump was reported by multiple staffers as having what can only be described as a "post watching The Notebook level of crying." After being told he could not pardon himself, the United States president threw himself on the floor.

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Funny story: Barron Trump To Write a Tell-All Book About His Daddy, President Trump

Barron Trump To Write a Tell-All Book About His Daddy, President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has declared that there is no one on the face of the earth who knows President Trump better than his youngest son, Barron Billy Trump. So it makes perfect sense for Barron to write a tell-all book…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

Las Vegas Cooking Show Host Reveals That President Trump Tried to Grope Her Pussy

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk revealed that Las Vegas television cooking show host, Peggy Pittalini, has divulged that the president tried to grope her pussy in the kitchen of the White House back in September of 2020. Pittalini,…

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Funny story: Trump Switches From Twitter to PornHub Comments Section

Trump Switches From Twitter to PornHub Comments Section

WASHINGTON- The followers of President Donald J. Trump are still recovering from a shock caused by the news of an unjustified and brutal Twitter ban. If only they knew that the President and what’s left of his staff have been working on creative and…

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Funny story: Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Rare White House intestinal studies emerge on eve of Trump departure

Breaking: A newly-emerged whistle-blower has broken open peculiarities at The White House for press coverage. Until now, it was not known that a group of scientists occupy a White House attic to record and measure events occurring throughout this…

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Funny story: A White House Maid Says Trump is Stealing Dishes, Silverware, Towels, and Toilet Paper

A White House Maid Says Trump is Stealing Dishes, Silverware, Towels, and Toilet Paper

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has stated that the White House senior maid, Shontella du Pompidou, has said that the President is starting to steal lots and lots of White House property. Du Pompidou, 51, who recently married a m…

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