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Funny story: Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

Trump Plans to Have A Statue Erected of Himself Sitting on a Horse Dressed as a Confederate General

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump told Sean Hannity that he wants to have a statue of himself commissioned. POTUS stated that he would be dressed as a Civil War Confederate general, while sitting majestically on a majestic Civil War horse. He…

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Funny story: President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

President Trump’s Personal Physician Reveals That Physically and Mentally Things Are Starting To Look Very, Very Bad For POTUS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has not wanted to put this out, but POTUS is suffering from several maladies that are starting to affect his mental and physical well-being. Dr. Fu Fi, said that the Preside…

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Funny story: Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Trump Sends Aid To Help Bangladesh With Massive Floods: Entire World Population Faints

Donald Trump today had the equivalency of a stroke, only it came out as empathy in the form of an Executive Order. He authorized 33 billion dollars in relief aid to Bangladesh. He then ordered all nearby naval ships to assist in evacuating as many Ho…

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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

Ben & Jerry's Names Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor After President Trump

BURLINGTON, Vermont – The most popular ice cream producer in the nation has just announced a brand new ice cream flavor. The new ice cream flavor was developed by a team of Ben & Jerry ice cream experts who worked for 17 straight hours, eating…

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Funny story: White House To Remain White - For The Time Being

White House To Remain White - For The Time Being

There is to be an all-channel announcement tonight about the future of the White House, after it had been rumored on various social media platforms, that, after pressure from the Black Lives Matter organization, the address at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenu…

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Funny story: President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

President Trump Shocks the Sports World By Saying That He Thinks Colin Kaepernick Deserves a Second Chance

PITTSBURGH – The President flew into Pittsburgh to see a specialist about a bone spur that could be forming on his tiny, little right finger. While he was there, he was asked by a reporter with the Pittsburgh Pronouncer-Telegram about the NFL seas...

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Funny story: The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

The White House Shoots Down Melania’s “Be Nice” Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House has revealed that Melania Trump is furious at having had her new personal program shot down by the White House staff. The first lady recently talked to her BFF, Meghan Markle, and the former Duche...

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Funny story: Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

Vandals Throw a Statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Secret Service is reporting that, overnight, vandals tossed a 12-foot tall statue of Adolf Hitler onto the White House lawn. The statue was reportedly made of 65% plaster of Paris, 22% styrofoam, and 13% bullshit. The mag...

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Funny story: Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Trump Presidential Library To Be Full Of XXX Porn Mags

Washington D.C. - White House staffers have told reporters that the President has been stockpiling some pretty raunchy reading material for his Presidential Library, which will be constructed at his birthplace, which records show was a steaming cessp...

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Funny story: The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

The Houston Astros Have Been Invited by President Trump to a Good-Old-Fashioned White House Texas Barbecue

HOUSTON – The President took time off from his busy Coronavirus schedule to fly down to Texas to meet with his all-time favorite baseball team. POTUS hosted the Houston Astros at the White House last year when they won the World Series. He sai...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reveals Details About Her Private White House Visit with President Trump

Kim Kardashian Reveals Details About Her Private White House Visit with President Trump

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian recently told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli, that she can no longer keep a secret regarding the man who lives at 1900 Pennsylvania Avenue. Kardashian had gone to the White House to see about getting Kanye (West) a si...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

Ann Coulter Hates Trump So Much, She Has Decided To Run as a Third Party Candidate

NEW YORK CITY – Ann Coulter is a perfect example of millions of Republicans who are finally coming around to realize that they made a big mistake by voting for Donald Johnny Trump. Ann, who once thought that Trump hung the moon, now realizes that...

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Funny story: The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

The Latest Polls Show That if the Election Were Held Today Joe Biden Would Carry All 50 States

CHICAGO – The latest presidential poll result has caused President Trump to scream out at White House staff members. An insider who asked not to reveal her name for fear of reprisal, said that she saw the President push the White House bakery chef...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

NEW YORK CITY – Many US newspapers, as well as news agencies, are perfectly fine with President Donald Trump and Vice-President Pence continuing to go maskless, and for Trumpski to keep on popping those Hydroxychloroquine pills. The Pocatello Gazi...

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Funny story: White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

White House Reporters are Reporting That When Kayleigh McEnany Lies She Begins to Lisp and Her Nostrils Flare Up

WASHINGTON, D.C. – It seems that the White House reporters have discovered a little idiosyncrasy regarding press secretary, Kayleigh “The Keibler Elf” McEnany. The iNews Agency’s Kitty Segovia reported that she has noticed that, whenever Kayleigh...

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Funny story: The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

The President and The First Lady Pass Their Weekly Physical with Flying Colors

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Donald Trump and Melania had their weekly medical check-up with their personal physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi. The doctor informed Trump that he had the body of a 22-year-old college football quarterback. He then informed Melania...

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Funny story: FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

FBI Agents Discover 4,000 Counterfeit Viagra Pills in the White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump is quite upset that FBI agents presented him with a search warrant and waltzed right into the White House. Trump demanded that they leave immediately. The agents were not impressed in the least, and they told...

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