A Californian Shopping Mall has banned Bing Crosby's classic Christmas melody 'White Christmas' from being played over its PA system deeming it offensive, racist, and 'not coherent' with current thinking. Spokesperson, Debbie Transmancuntcock, tol…
"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...
The Met Office today announced that anybody who was counting on a white Christmas is in for yet another disappointment, because it hardly ever snows at Christmas in the UK - usually, it's more like the end of January when we grind to halt because an...
'I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Just like the shite I used to know With ghastly movies, and hated aunties A nightmare for all plus ice and snow I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though my toes are turning blue E-coli'd turkey, or cheap salami And baloney about Christ that just ain't true I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though it's Saturnalia A faked resurrection, three...
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