"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...
The Met Office today announced that anybody who was counting on a white Christmas is in for yet another disappointment, because it hardly ever snows at Christmas in the UK - usually, it's more like the end of January when we grind to halt because an...
'I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Just like the shite I used to know With ghastly movies, and hated aunties A nightmare for all plus ice and snow I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though my toes are turning blue E-coli'd turkey, or cheap salami And baloney about Christ that just ain't true I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas Even though it's Saturnalia A faked resurrection, three...
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