HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen, the star of the hit show Anger Management told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is controlling his anger after losing $700,000 on a Super Bowl bet. Sheen spoke with Pico de Gallo of 3T at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in T...
BOSTON - Gisele Bundchen, the wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, told sports reporters covering the Pats that she cannot remember the last time she was this happy. She said that watching her husband's team start the season with four straight...
NEW ENGLAND - The way that Coach Bill Belichick's New England Patriots are losing receivers they may end up having to put in the team punter at the wide end slot. Due to the exodus of receivers Wes Welker, the injury to Rob Gronkowski, the convict...
Each year now Tom Brady puts together an elite group of former Patriots who go to the Kentucky Derby with him. Usually Tom has an opportunity to sport his latest hairdo and don his most fancy tie and coat, all in an effort to avoid looking like a...
In an offseason when the New England Patriots looked like a gutted fish, they surprised a few free agents by re-signing Julian Edelman. Known as a poor man's Wes Welker, he had a short one game run as the alleged replacement of Welker. By starting...
BOSTON- Flat feet have become an epidemic in Boston. Top medical experts in Boston have discovered a link in the rash of foot injuries in the town's sports figures. For months the news has been disheartening. David Ortiz, DH and superstar of the R...
DENVER - Several citizens of Denver have reported seeing Mr. and Mrs. Wes Welker and they said they looked like a couple of newlyweds laughing, giggling, and cheering now that Wes is no longer a New England Patriot. The Welker's were interviewed b...
BOSTON TURNSTILE-- Take a number, Jacoby Ellsbury. Next one in the bakery line to leave Boston is the Red Sox representative. In the matter of a year or so, New England sports fans have been shot full of more holes than the proverbial donut at the...
FOXBORO, MA--- For those whose home has foreclosed and whose stock market investments have plummeted over a decade, the worst investment news came this week. Your clothing is now trash. You may be wearing a jersey that makes you a laughstock an...
Now that Wes Welker won't be carrying Tom Brady next season, we may be looking at the biggest disaster since the sinking of the Titanic. For six years Tom Brady has been on the downslide. Time after time he could not find any other receivers. He w...
Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...
Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...
VATICAN CITY, FOXBORO - Like the poster of Uncle Sam pointing out at you, saying: "I want you," for service to the country, Patriots owner Robert Kraft told media, "We want Wes." Yes, they really do. Kraft hopes Welker will remain a Patriot for l...
Sequestration seems to be a fancy way of talking about an NFL franchise tag. With official government sources running about like the proverbial headless chicken, New England Patriots seem overwhelmed by the high price of tagging. For the first tim...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - New England Patriots slot receiver Wes Welker is a free agent and Pats fans are divided on whether the team owners should let him go or try and resign him. Should Welker stay he will be paid $11.4 million for the 2013 s...
BOSTON - It took her ten days, but New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker's wife, Anna has finally issued an apology to Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. Mrs. Welker, 32, made the apology through Dottie Bazooka a reporter with Sports...
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