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Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

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Funny story: New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw, so people have no idea where they found it. But now scient...

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Funny story: Wellness Experts Suggest Comparing Yourself To Others

Wellness Experts Suggest Comparing Yourself To Others

“Don’t compare yourself to others, it’s not a competition.” For years, these words were considered by many to be a foundation to a better life. However, in a recent nationwide poll, it would appear that we were wrong. Many leading wellness experts have come forward to confirm that not only will comparing yourself to others better your quality of life, but it will also decrease your need for social...

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Funny story: Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

The Nutrirocket food extractor is the latest, most scientifically-proven way to extend one's painful, lost existence indefinitely. Thanks to the most innovative in 21st century euphemisms, we have magically turned a 40 dollar blender into a $120.00 (...

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Funny story: Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

On the original deadline date for enrolling in Obamacare, HHS Secretary Sebelius revealed today a new health plan today which provides another economical option to the Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze health plans previously defined. In accord wit...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Appointed UK 'Wellness' Tsarina

Amy Winehouse Appointed UK 'Wellness' Tsarina

Troubled entertainer Amy Winehouse was given a boost yesterday night when she was appointed the UK's 'Wellness Tsarina' by a secretive group of Whitehall string-pullers. The post, although unsalaried, will allow Winehouse to tour the world in orde...

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Funny story: Protester Disrupts 'Wellness' Conference

Protester Disrupts 'Wellness' Conference

A 'wellness' conference promoting a healthy lifestyle held in Mugford town hall was interrupted last night by a protester who claimed that the whole concept of 'wellness' was just another corporate con, engineered by the bourgeoisie in order to save...

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