Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...
Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up. "My whole...
It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
WASILLA, Alaska - In an announcement that caught many friends, relatives, and politicians by complete surprise Todd Palin has issued a comment regarding his wife, Sarah Palin. Todd told reporters that had assembled in the front yard of their home...
Pwetty-Boy Pwethident Poutine announced last night that Russia had recently undertaken plans to reassert its historical claim to the territory of Alaska. Standing outside a theater in Moscow where the Bolshevik Ballet was rehearsing for a gala pre...
WASILLA, Alaska --- With the start of 2014 bringing below zero temperatures, Sarah Palin announced this morning that she will protest against America's War on Christmas by hibernating for the winter with a pack of wild grizzly bears. Shortly af...
WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska and 2008 vice-presidential loser Sarah "Snowflake" Palin recently spoke in the parking lot of Eskimo Eddie's Old-Fashioned Burger Hut in her hometown of Wasilla. Palin told the crowd of 19 people tha...
WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...
WASILLA, Alaska - Local authorities in Sarah Palin's hometown of Wasilla are reporting that they have made one of the biggest arrests in the history of the Alaskan town. Wasilla Sheriff Abner Bellbubble stated that at 4 a.m. on Friday morning loca...
WASILLA, Alaska - Well after being married for a year and a half Sarah Palin's son Track Palin, 23, has decided to end his marriage to Britta Hanson-Palin, 22. The couple was married in May of 2011, and in August of that year, "Blondie" as Britta...
WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...
WASILLA, Alaska - Levi "The Hockey Dude" Johnston, as his ex-future mother-in-law Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin nicknamed him is back in the celebrity spotlight. Johnston, who is 22, revealed to Macadamia Honeysuckle with LaLaLand Limelight, that...
WASILLA, Alaska - Bristol Palin, the eldest daughter of Todd and "Snowflake" Palin really and truly believed that when she finished in third place on Dancing With The Stars that she was going to have all kinds of doors open up to her. Well "Shotgu...
HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...
READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos. Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra...
WASILLA, Alaska - The word on the frozen streets of Wasilla is not good in regards to the Palin Family. It appears that there may be trouble over in Casa Moscow, the Todd and Sarah Palin home. For the past few weeks the rumor mills of this tiny Al...
WASILLA, Alaska - The finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska started off like all of the previous shows with the fantastic theme song "Follow Me There" which was written and performed by a band called Third Day. The theme song really captures the f...
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