Someone made an emergency trip to Walter Reed Medical Center last year. There's a rumor that someone got something stuck north of the mangos. The rumor follows that, after several days, it hadn't surrendered. So, it had to be removed. Professiona…
Washington, D.C. A motley mob of demonstrators destroyed the Washington Monument early this morning, climaxing a week of toppled statues and defaced memorials. President Trump immediately announced that the monument would be restored to an upright po…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Hillary Clinton’s statue toppled by demonstrators. The Good: Hillary wasn’t riding a horse. The Bad: No one knew the difference. The Ugly: She was wearing a pink pantsuit. Outside Hillary Clinton’s mansion in Washington...
“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...
Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...
Most of the world upon gazing at the towering obelisk among the DC monuments have realized that a giant phallus rises above the capitol and is reflected in the long rectangular pond at its base.
Washington DC - Sometime last night, after 136 years of standing tall and erect, Washington's favorite "stiffy" went limp. One of the first to discover the sagging monument was Greg Garcia. When Greg arrived at work this morning he coul...
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