Warren Buffett stubbed his toe on Wall Street - and lost $43 billion Dollars - according to his latest financial statement. His company still makes a small profit for the year. Buffet, who earlier was a singer, had his last big hit in 1952 with…
Omaha, Nebraska. Special to The Spoof. Warren Puffitt tweeted a frantic "Buy" message as the Dow fell 1500 points from Monday's early morning intraday high of 35,000 plus, closing Wednesday with a staggering 700 point loss. Puffitt's tweet urged…
In a rare interview, financier Warren Puffit told Spoof On Business: "We may be in a recession, and the stock market may have fallen nearly forty percent, but it is a certainty that the Dow Industrials will hit an all-time high before election day in…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a dramatic shift from an earlier proposal to tax billionaires 100 percent, Elizabeth Warren (Pocahontas) announced today a sweeping tax proposal that would Instead use the imputed income of American housewives to fund Medicare...
La La land, USA—In a follow-up to a Gal Lupp poll in which 51% of DemocRATs confessed to preferring socialism to capitalism, respondents to the poll gave their reasons for their preference. “Why work when I can get stuff free?” Freddy the Freeload...
The exploding booger supplement industry is predicted to grow to 100 billion dollars within a few years time. While no one has made any money yet, the giants in pharmaceuticals are spending hundreds of millions of dollars: Johnson & Johnson h...
OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...
New York, NYDonald Trump was left sitting in the lobby at the BOSS lobby (short for Billionaire's Organization to Surmise Shit) today, the equivalent of having to sit at the "little kid's table" at Thanksgiving. Apparently, the big boys like Warre...
WHAT'S THE BEEF, OH -- Elected to represent the not-so-great state of Ohio, U. S. Senator Sherrod Brown (a Democrat, of course) has been charged with a conflict of interest. Apparently, while supposedly representing Ohio, the politician is also re...
New York -- After more than five years of intense investigations and calculations, a panel of 27 accountants has discovered the direct cause of the ongoing collapse of the world's economy. Its finding: A bookkeeper for a tax accounting firm head...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Debbie Bosanek, the token oppressed tax-payor who was not able to use capital gain treatment on her salary of an estimated $300,000, was arrested in tony Georgetown for impersonating a Banshee rag-picker. After nodding off duri...
Financial and social news wires buzzing from the story that broke earlier today, the mystery woman who would be Warren Buffett's former gal pal reportedly owns majority stock in the LG electronics corporation. A Canadian resident, self made billio...
Following the declaration of financial support yesterday by G7 countries in the stabilization of the Japanese Yen, and a few celebratory top shelf margaritas to close out their press conference, U.K. and U.S. Finance Ministers were the first to reali...
Shocking Wall Street this afternoon with a surprise announcement over the acquisition of Dairy Queen, America's favorite ice cream franchise, Berkshire-Hathaway plans to bid $2 over DQ's current per-share market price to close the deal as soon as pos...
So far, in the little over a year that I've been writing satire, I've only pulled one story, a tasteless piece about Burt Reynolds. I just didn't have the heart. Now I'm making a conscious effort not to spoof two more people no matter what news stories break around them. Why? Because these two billionaires have done what I never thought I'd see in my lifetime. Besides making it their priority t...
A recent offer by multilbillionaire Warren Buffett, CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, that anybody could have dinner with him to the tune of a small fortune, recently resulted in a major financial loss for an up-and-coming Indian businessman and the untimel...
LUNDON, ENGLUND (IPU)--Cadbury, the British candy manufacturer, has announced a recall of some 30 million tons of Easter Island Statue candy not properly labeled with warnings for those with bad backs & herni...
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