CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama – (Satire News) – The man who served as the Trumptard’s attorney general from 2017 to 2018 is today working as a greeter at a Walmart in the town of Chicken Dumplings. Jeff Sessions who will soon turn 75, said that he to…
He isn't a blond, but apparently Warren Beatty has to be tightly scripted, or he'll be mystified by words on a piece of paper, stumble into a confused state, blink, refocus his eyes, blink again and ask the lady standing next to him to come to his re...
HOLLYWOOD - Warren Beatty and Annette Bening have been married for 21 years, but as Beatty recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk it looks like the marriage has hit the big Wall of Divorce. The actor who claims to have bedded 9,8...
CUCAMONGA - Madonna recently performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga. The concert promoter took one heck of a beating as the 8,000 seat arena saw a total of 113 concert goers in attendance. Concert promoter Dwight "El Dinero" Dininski...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted actor Warren Beatty talking about his biological daughter Kathlyn, 20, who now is known as Stephen Ira Beatty, says that he has not been this confused since back in 1990, when he was dating that flaky, fruit cup Madonna. The...
Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...
After several tabloids told the public that rock & roll legend Elvis Presley hated the Beatles John Lennon because of Lennon's anti-war, pacifist views, our reporters have discovered that Elvis wasn't exactly fond of actor Warren Beatty either.
Warren Beatty has been sounding more like Mel Gibson of late after his former daughter Kathryn has finally visited dear old dad as Stephen Beatty. "I didn't feel very welcome by my dad", stated Stephen to reporters including our own Tooter Day. "H...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Julie Andrews once sang that the hills were alive with the sound of music. But in the case of Warren Beatty and Annette Bening their current marital musical song may be the theme from The Addams Family. Inside sources say that bo...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - High in the exclusive Hollywood Hills fireworks are exploding all over the Beatty-Benning household. Mom Benning totally supports 18-year-old daughter Kathlyn's desire to undergo sexual reassignment surgery and become a male.
After bragging about all the women he has had, somehow it's ironic that Warren Beatty's daughter, Kathlyn Beatty is planning to have a sex operation that would change her to a man. "This is horrendous", stated a very upset Beatty. "She's a woman,...
VENICE BEACH, California - Warren Beatty and his wife Annette Bening were having a nice day out at the beach when they were approached by a local reporter. He asked the celebrity couple if they were okay with their daughter Kathlyn having sexual r...
Local hairdresser, Dave Grimes - more commonly known as 'Pompidor de LaChemise' - has claimed that he is even more of a man whore than Hollywood Casanova Warren Beatty. In a new book by Peter Biskind - a man who once had a career - Beatty is said...
A cheering crowd of vacationing skiers in Aspen screamed in glee as famous actor/womanizer, Warren Beatty won the 2nd annual snow writing contest in this celebrity crowded city. The contest involved several local residents as well as celebrities.
In an interview with the last of the old time Hollywood Lovers, I approached Mr. Beatty's front gate, trembling from head to toe. Although I have interviewed many Hollywood greats, Warren Beatty was the heartthrob and secret desire of women everywhere in the world. Showing my press badge, the security guard pressed the button to alert the Beatty residence that he had company. I immediate...
Being able to interview "hot shot" Warren Beatty about his amazing prowess with women is a much coveted feat in the world of words. I was granted this interview with Mr. Beatty and he was only too eager to talk about it, but he said, "Be advised, this is not an exclusive, you have to grant me permission to talk about this with as many publications as I want". Since I feel this is a small pri...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Warren Beatty says that when he read that he had slept with 12,755 women he smiled and then he started laughing. He said that he was not sure of the number, but he felt that the figure of 12,755 was too high. So he went up into h...
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