Putin kidnapped and taken to the ICC? No one saw that coming, not even Putin. The little guy was making a triumphant drive through Ukraine, had to stop at a stop sign, and then all hell broke out. He was asked for his driver’s license, told to…
BERN, Switzerland – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Chocolate Capital of the World says that the WFA (the World Federation Alliance), has decided to charge President Putin, the Kremlin, and hundreds of Russian oligarchs with war crimes. A s…
Vladimir Putin today filed charges here with the International Criminal Court against the United States for omission of war crimes against civilians during World War II. The accusation is that the U.S. deliberately attacked civilian targets that had…
A major toy retailer has recalled millions of play figures after announcing that it had charged Action Man, the toy soldier with gripping hands, and realistic hair and beard, with war crimes against humanity. Toys-R-Bust say the toy, originally cr...
Notable public figure, hilariously swiftboated, um, SWIFTBOAT political celebrity and darling of the MSNBC broadcasting-apologetical complex John Kerry… Well, he's just made yet another honest mistake in a somewhat lengthy line of honest mistakes. John Kerry has put his hermeneutical philosophy of 'The Constitution is a living document' into practice via a creative reinterpretation of the Fi...
Yesterday, Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, paid his "deepest respects" to the war dead at a Shinto shrine in Tokyo. The shrine honors, among others, Class A war criminals from World War II. Some were executed after the war because they committe...
Australia: Alistair Campbells key note defense, for any forthcoming war crimes trial. "If the pollsters were to do a survey, who had a greater commitment to wartime truth, Churchill in the Second World War or Tony Blair in Iraq, I think we know what...
Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...
Red-faced Maiden Media have apologised after it emerged that they inadvertently named one of their fleet of technician's vans after a world war two Dutch Nazi. The vans cheekily bearing the name of famous stars of film, TV and music with 'Van' eit...
A Russian soldier has been bestowed his country's highest honour when he was given the title of chief war criminal at a lavish ceremony of the Russian Oscars held at the Kremlin yesterday. Other awards such as biggest civilian massacre and best nu...
Following 'unexpected' reports issued today that the Afghan Campaign has been a complete waste of lives and the squandering of Billions of dollars, CEO Hamid Karzai of Karzai Inc, LLC, announced he would be relocating the family corporate offices t...
The International Criminal Court chief prosecutor in The Hague is to seek warrants in the next few days against UK Prime Minster for crimes against humanity. Luis Moreno claims that he has substantial evidence to suggest that, during the first yea...
In a somewhat surprising announcement today President Whatsisname announced a solution to all the war crimes charges that he and his predecessors are being plied with. He declared that homo-sapiens had evolved, and that the latest evolution was repre...
The President of the USA Barack Obomber is being urged to change his name because his name sounds like that of a terrorist. Lets examine this, for example if we look at Barrack in the dictionary, it means to shout against, jeer at. Then Obomber is...
Tony Blair former Prime Minister of Britain has changed his name to Tony B Liar and is now hiding underground after news reached him that it has been confirmed that the invasion of Iraq has officially been deemed illegal. George Bush former Presid...
The United Nations Security Council has today announced that the much-talked about War Crimes Trial of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair will definitely take place 'some time soon' and without a doubt, "within Mr Blair's lifetime", a UN spokes...
Ex-American leader George Herbert Bush insisted he needs more time to buy off more of the media, to avoid an appearance at the Hague on charges of war crimes. Mr. Bush has boycotted all attempts at being tried for the crimes that spanned the years...
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