Mar-A-Lago insiders have whispered into this reporter’s ear the real reason why Mexico has rounded up a couple of major cocaine cartel Capos. Like Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán, who was tried in New York. Why there? Isn’t that where someone sometimes liv…
See how the Wall Street stock market goes up, day after day, week after week, like a Yo-Yo? That is to maximize profit. Also, to suck in millions of individual investors, and relieve them of their money, by making their stock trades slow, and the…
Have you inherited money recently or have a retirement nest egg? Get a financial planner. They are all over the place. No special degree needed, but they are basically all well-educated men and women. They are experts at handling other people…
The Capitol, Washington, D. C. How could one insignificant senator take all the joy out of Christmas? Easy! Joe Manchin of West Virginia did it with one interview on Fox News, telling the world he won't vote for the Build Back Better social infr…
GALVESTON, Texas – (Satire News) – Three of the world’s richest dudes have just gotten together to form the world’s biggest corporation. The company which has been named The 3 Kings, is based in Galveston, because the city gave them 203 acres free…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Snow has never fallen on New York City in September, but that has changed, thanks to Global Warming. Meteorologists are shocked that the massive snowstorm, known as the Yukon Express, dumped 103 inches of snow in the Big…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The New York City Council, has just announced that they have voted to change the name of Wall Street to Barack Obama Drive. The vote was 11-1, with the lone dissenter being an ex-brother-in-law of the now-disgraced,…
Omaha, Nebraska. Special to The Spoof. Warren Puffitt tweeted a frantic "Buy" message as the Dow fell 1500 points from Monday's early morning intraday high of 35,000 plus, closing Wednesday with a staggering 700 point loss. Puffitt's tweet urged…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – GameStop has proved the old adage that what goes up must come down. And Wall Street is thrilled that some kind of numerical civility will soon begin to filter back to the stock market jungle. According to RumorLand…
CALEXICO, California – President Donald Trump has inspected a section of his big beautiful wall that Mexico will be paying for, ahhh, sometime in 2025 maybe. A Border Patrol agent, who drove him along the wall, said that POTUS asked him why they h…
New York, NY The Times Financial Editor wrote that he had been observing on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, when he was surprised the see the Prince of Darkness, Satan himself, on the floor making a number of trades. Although most of th...
New York - Representatives of the largest investment banks on Wall Street, including Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley and JP Morgan Chase, met recently in New York to discuss the urgent need for the Trump Administration and GOP controlled Congress to re...
In an age where the American public worships celebrities it is no surprise that Olympian Ryan Lochte is appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Lochte gained fame by being caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint at a gas station whose restroom he...
Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst. "There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...
Brexit's financial fall out explained in brief is the monkey lost his stash out of his jungle nest and let out a moan fit to get everybody's teeth grinding. It is unfortunate, of course, when the clientele suddenly disappears and all that potentia...
A local political candidate recently promised that, if elected, he'd fight those "big wall street swindlers" and maybe "take on those fat cat bankers" or "something like that." Speaking at a local gathering in front of the Piggly Wiggly, the ca...
Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...
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