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Funny story: Ivanka Trump and Her Scary STD Scare

Ivanka Trump and Her Scary STD Scare

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Followers of the ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump, say that the 6-foot-2-inch human giraffe has been trying to keep a low profile since her daddy got his ass kicked by President Joe Biden. The fake blonde has ev…

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Funny story: Walgreen's Hires Sexual Predator As Security Guard

Walgreen's Hires Sexual Predator As Security Guard

I was convinced that April would be better after the first 10 days went by without incident, internet not included. And then the most ridiculous thing possible happened. Here's the letter I had to send in addition to visiting the local police precinct. Some vital info needed prior to reading: the man below is 50 years old, was a security guard on duty, and was called "one of the nicest people aliv...

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Funny story: Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

Walgreens (WAG) Bans Ron Paul Supporters from Premises

In a surprising development, Walgreens has announced that supporters of Ron Paul are now banned from shopping in the 6059 Walgreens stores across the country.

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Funny story: Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Terrorism Alert Hits Earnings at Walgreens [WAG] after CNN's Beck Comments

Walgreens will be warning investors of a sizable continuing write-off to be charged against this quarter's earnings to urgently implement a counter-terrorism surveillance system into its 6059 stores nationwide.

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Funny story: Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

Walgreens Markets Terrorist Kits on CNN's Glenn Beck

CNN's Glen Beck is preparing a show describing how 'Home-Grown' terrorists regard Walgreens as a ready one-stop supply center for the kinds of weapons-grade materials necessary to build bombs, IED's and other nefarious devices.

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