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Funny story: Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Zelensky To Star In His Own Russia-Ukraine Biopic; Edges Out Jeremy Renner For Lead Role

Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky has confirmed that he will star in his own biopic film with a script still in the works. As Russia and Ukraine agree to continue ceasefire talks, Zelensky has won global praise as he fights to defend Ukraine…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

President Biden Tells Putin's Newest and Youngest Girlfriend That He Is Freezing Her $14 Million Bank Account

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has decided to punish Valdimir Nikita Putin's girlfriend because Putski is saying that he will continue with his evil, invasion of the Ukraine, a country that hates war, as much as David Letterman ha…

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Funny story: Putin's First Day In Hell

Putin's First Day In Hell

One minute he was leaning over his famous VERY long desk in his super isolated, extremely protected section of the Kremlin, the next he was lying on the floor rolling around from the paralysing effects of a stroke from reading the report of how a spe…

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Funny story: Anti-Putin Official Suddenly Hospitalized? Uh-oh!

Anti-Putin Official Suddenly Hospitalized? Uh-oh!

A former Putin official who quit working for Putin's government in protest of Putin's war in Ukraine was hospitalized with a rare neurological disorder. Unlike accidentally falling out of a 5th story window, ex-Putin advisor Anatoly Chubais is sick a…

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Funny story: Prince Charles Will Fly To Moscow And Meet With Russian President Vladimir Putin

Prince Charles Will Fly To Moscow And Meet With Russian President Vladimir Putin

LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be traveling to Russia. The prince will meet with Vladimir Nikita Putin, in the newly-remodeled Commemorative Mrs. Joseph Stali…

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Funny story: President Biden Tells Putin That The Entire World Is Sick and Tired of His Invasionistic Antics

President Biden Tells Putin That The Entire World Is Sick and Tired of His Invasionistic Antics

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has stated that POTUS texted President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know that 193 of the world's 197 countries have signed a petition insisting that he get his invading bastardized m…

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Funny story: Putin’s Pox’ll Knock Yer Sox Off

Putin’s Pox’ll Knock Yer Sox Off

Are you a shithead dictator who loves to stick your dick into any opening? Well, fella, there may be consequences. Mother Nature loves when people fuck anything that moves. Vlad Putin has been walking funny. Now some will say he’s just getting ol…

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Funny story: Three Little Dicks

Three Little Dicks

Three fascist dictators gathered in Iran. They were an Iranian, a Russian and a Turk. I feel a joke approaching. The Russian said he was the best dictator (or dick, I don’t want to type all those letters; I’m such a literary dick) of them all sinc…

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Funny story: President Biden Reports That The US 7th Cavalry Regiment Is Kicking Putin's Army Big Time!

President Biden Reports That The US 7th Cavalry Regiment Is Kicking Putin's Army Big Time!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden spoke at a new conference and he informed the news media that he is proud to say that the US 7th Cavalry Regiment has just soundly defeated Putin's elite 69th Russian Bear Regiment. The 7th is als…

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Funny story: 'Putin's Death Heads' - Big New Band in Russia...

'Putin's Death Heads' - Big New Band in Russia...

Putin has the older Russians in his pocket, as he controls all the TV station and other media - and they hear of Ukrainian Atrocities, day and night. Now he wants the younger Russians - so younger KGB agents, just learning the ropes - have forme…

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Funny story: More Ill-Fated Comments on News Headlines

More Ill-Fated Comments on News Headlines

Cover of N.Y. Times - “G.O.P. Voters Of Two Minds Toward Trump" What?!! They even had one mind to begin with???!!! Elon Musk tears into Trump, telling him to hang up his MAGA hat. That would be fine by me. There isn’t anything under the hat…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Has Told Every Priest and Every Nun To Leave Russia Within 24-Hours or Else

Vladimir Putin Has Told Every Priest and Every Nun To Leave Russia Within 24-Hours or Else

MOSCOW, Russia - (Satire News) - Russia's vile, vulgar, creep leader is getting weirder by the hour. The Kremlin Voice reported that Vladimir Nikita Putin, has stated that he wants all Catholic priests and nums to leave Russia within 24 hours.

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Funny story: The Reason Why Putin Has Threatened To Invade Belgium

The Reason Why Putin Has Threatened To Invade Belgium

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Japan's national news agency, Saki News has just broken the story that Putin is getting ready to unleash his communist might on the tiny European country of Belgium. And according to Belgium's local press the reason is sim…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Tells Putin To Get The Hell Out of The Ukraine - Or Else They'll Blow Up All of His Space Satellites

Bezos-Musk Inc., Tells Putin To Get The Hell Out of The Ukraine - Or Else They'll Blow Up All of His Space Satellites

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has just stated that the BMI space subsidiary company Blue Space Com, can easily and at a moments notice, shoot down anything that is up in the solar system; including spacecraft, orbital machinery, metal de…

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Funny story: President Putin Tells The Swiss Government That He Has Melted Their Submarine The Chocolate Wave

President Putin Tells The Swiss Government That He Has Melted Their Submarine The Chocolate Wave

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - President Putin texted the leader of Switzerland, Ignacio Cassis and told him that Russian welders had melted the captured submarine, The Chocolate Wave. Cassis texted him back telling him that he was extremely angry, as t…

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Funny story: Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

Wimbledon Ban Convinces Putin To Withdraw From Ukraine

Ian Hewitt, chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, is being hailed as a hero tonight after the Club’s ban on Russian players competing at Wimbledon prompted Vladimir Putin to order his military to leave Ukraine. Speaking on Russian state te…

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Funny story: Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

Bojo and Trudeau deny plans for implants of dark chest hair; Putin responds

The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…

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