Satanic News: Mary divorced her husband Joseph of Nazareth when she caught him in bed with another man. That's when she decided to became a prostitute in the early stage of her son's life when he was nine years old. She abandoned her son Jesus an…
The Birth of Jesus Christ : Religious Doctrine. God wanted the Arch Angel Gabriel go to the town of Nazareth in Galilee and deliver a very important message to a young woman who lived there. The lady's name was Mary. She was a virgin who was be…
A man who used to be called Clive, but now identifies as Mary (appropriately), has given birth! Scientists are baffled but Christians are cock-a-hoop. “Another virgin birth for another saviour! Jesus has returned! Does he need nappies? I babysi…
(NOT EDITED) Lovers of a global annual feast called Christmas, sponsored by Coca Cola, are going 'bananas' as Christian leaders have decided to cancel the 'mega-bash' this year. Other religious fraternities do not give a 'hoot' about this massive…
President Donald Trump is said to have claimed he has an “original copy of the Bible signed by the author.” The President reportedly told a small group of religious advisors and a visiting White House tour group that he obtained the “first edition f…
Young Francis Muldoon was a strange little boy. He lived in a village in County Tipperary Ireland called Ballytohellnback. His father was a turnip farmer who also reared sheep and his mother worked as a maid at the local parish church of St. Patrick...
The National Rifle Association and the Christian Coalition have expressed outrage and organized a string of demonstrations outside the home of retired Governor of Rome, Pontus Pilate. Gov. Pilate has drawn the ire of conservative groups because of re...
Bentlyville (AP)- Who says Bentleyville isn't a tourist destination? The population of the small town has swelled dramatically since news of a local barkeep's bizarre discovery swept through the sleepy community, and far beyond. "I was just staring a...
Professor Karen L.King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife. The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, "Je...
ROME--Biblical scholars have long been puzzled by a passage by a man named Baruch, in the apocryphal text of the same name, which reads, "Yeah. I hit on that. She was a nice piece of ass, though a bit of a holy roller for my taste." Although schol...
Crimea - Russia's seizure of Crimean territorial waters' oil and gas deposits may be behind the sudden appearance of heavy crude tears spouting from the sacred portrait according to reports from Kiev today. The famous 12th century religious paint...
The Vatican, currently under fire after a shocking U.N. report, issued a statement on their website defending their practice of sheltering priests who were known or accused pedophiles. "We want the public to rest assured," the statement beg...
It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances! A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and...
Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States, tried once again, to walk back some of his controversial statements pertaining to women. As the press corps looked on in stunned silence, he continued,"And I never said, for every great...
Israel - Its concentrated anhydrous chlorides and asphalt discharges were the stuff of legend in ancient Egyptian pickling recipes to mummify the dead, as chronicled in the Dead Sea Scrolls. This week a survey of the world's deepest hypersaline la...
South Coast - The Woman of the Apocalypse image straight out of the Book of Revelation (12:1-18) has appeared on the face of the gigantic full moon. Bearing all the hallmarks of Biblical prophecy the Lunar Madonna's sighting fulfills an ancient p...
Albuquerque, New Mexico -- Experts from around the world have descended to a modest home in Albuquerque for a first-hand peek at what many are calling the greatest Virgin Mary sighting ever. Angela, the owner of the home, says she spotted the Holy...
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