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Funny story: The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

NEW YORK CITY – Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has informed the wrestling world not to worry because the WWE will be returning very soon. WWE announcer Cicero “The Mouth” Alamogordo stated that he met with Vince, his wife Lin...

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Funny story: Details emerge of secret negotiations between White House Lawyers and Robert Mueller’s FBI team

Details emerge of secret negotiations between White House Lawyers and Robert Mueller’s FBI team

In the wake of recent developments, our secret sources are starting to leak details of the high-stakes negotiations going on between President Trump’s team and the small army of FBI investigators lead by Special Investigator Robert Mueller. Both...

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Funny story: Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

Zombie Slam 2016---Get Your Tickets Now.. Presented by WWE

In keeping with the tradition of pay-per-view wrestling events, WWE has decided to give the fans what they wanted. This is an event unlike any other and will never be copied. All of your zombie favorites will be wrestling to their utter destruction a...

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Funny story: WWE Wrestling Introduces Zombie Wrestling

WWE Wrestling Introduces Zombie Wrestling

WWE CEO and Chairman Vincent McMahon announced today that his company will be introducing a new category to his famous wrestling shows. The new category is Zombie Wrestling. Mr. McMahon said in a prepared statement, "For years we've been fighting...

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Funny story: WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE McMahon announces Mel Gibson signing

WWE boss, Vince McMahon announced this morning that he is to sign Australian actor, Mel Gibson to a three year wrestling contract. Part time actor- full time racist- Mel, is said to be, "overjoyed" with the opportunity. Gibson will debut some...

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Funny story: Wrestling Mogul McMahon launches professional Tai Chi league

Wrestling Mogul McMahon launches professional Tai Chi league

Wrestling mogul Vincent K. McMahon announced yesterday that he is about to launch a new series based around the meditative martial art Tai Chi. According to McMahon this new venture will be geared towards a baby boomer demographic. He argues, "The...

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Funny story: Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Vince McMahon to give away the WWE

Vince McMahon is expected to announce Thursday at a news conference that he will give one lucky viewer of Monday Night Raw the chance to win the WWE.

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Funny story: MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

MLB, WWE Merge - MLB Managers to be Replaced With Nearly Nude WWE Divas

STAMFORD, CT - Creating a stir in the sports, entertainment, and sports-entertainment markets, Major League Baseball and World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. announced that they will be officially merging. Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig met with WW...

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Funny story: McMahon To Run For President

McMahon To Run For President

Vince McMahon, chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment, today confirmed that he as entered the running to become the new president of the united states.

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Funny story: Game Over for Raw Superstars

Game Over for Raw Superstars

WWE Chairman Vince McMahon announced that Triple H will win the Road to WrestleMania tournament this coming Monday on Raw. And the reason, no one can be WWE Champion except his son-in-law. For the past few years, Triple H has headlined many WrestleMa...

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Funny story: A new WWE Raw and a new McMahon

A new WWE Raw and a new McMahon

" Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights." confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE.

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