LibDem leadership hopeful Sir Vince Cable announced that he will be entering into a pact with the Devil to stop Brexit. The one-time Business Secretary said "Labour, Tory and other MPs who are opposed to leaving the EU should be ready to sacrifice...
An anonymous whistle-blower within the diplomatic service has today leaked a series of damning cables. The scandalous diplomatic communique makes reference the then secretary of state for business, innovation and skills Vince Cable brokering the sale...
The Liberal Democrats are heading into the summer recess with an uncertain future. After a mauling at the hands of Labour in the local elections and coming fourth tied with the anti european Greens in the EU elections it seems that Nick Clegg is not...
In a new twist and turn of PM David Cameron's recent visit to India Nick Clegg has paved the way for anybody to come to Britain en masse from India and Pakistan for the price of £1,000 sterling and Chicken Tikka Masala with extra rice. In a spee...
Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists. However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
The Coalition government's Business secretary Vince Cable was given a hostile reception at the GMB annual conference in Brighton when he suggested that new legislation might be introduced if there was a wave of general strikes this year. Cable def...
The Daily Telegraph faced a political storm today when it was told, in no uncertain terms, that it should not have taped Cable. In a harsh letter to the Royalbankofscotland Brothers, recluse multimillionaire owners of the newspaper, who live tax-f...
Newbury - (Bolt From The Blue): Was Glib-Dem 'live wire' Vince Cable really responsible for a couple of nags dropping dead ahead of the 2.30 at Newbury last Saturday? Of course not. But some worried jumps trainers remain unconvinced ahead of p...
Following his outspoken comments, Liberal Democrat Whipping Boy Vince Cable is to be offered his own Television Channel. Vince's Voice will include features about Politics, the Liberal Democrats, and Ball Room Dancing, as well as his favourite bo...
HM Government, London: Following the revelation that Vince Cable is the 'nuclear option', Britain's independent nuclear deterrent will be upgraded next year, using Vince Cable's 'headless' war heads. Vince Cable, also known as the 'minute man', a...
Vince Cable has declared war on Rupert Murdoch who is trying to gain full control of Sky. The revelations were made in secret recordings of Mr Cable taken by journalists when he believed he was talking to constituents. In order to gauge public op...
Business Secretary Vince Cable has been locked in a cabinet and told to stay in there until he's learnt "a damn good lesson". Downing Street made the decision after Rupert Murdoch labelled Cable "a bloody fool" for being honest to an overcover report...
A section of the 'full transcript' of Vince Cable's interview with people he supposed to be his constituents, but in fact were Daily Telegraph reporters, was cut. It has now been leaked to Robert Peston of the BBC who has put the excised remarks o...
Vince Cable, once considered the only capable person in the Liberal Democrats, has put himself in a huge pile of shit. Speaking to two Telegraph reporters posing as Lib Dem constituents they obtained from Cable a series of comments meant for their...
DEPUTY PM Nick Clegg - said to be angry about colleague Vince Cable's Strictly Come Dancing appearance - was told to "get a life" by Ann Widdecombe, yesterday Rumour has it that Nick is merely jealous because he has two left feet and couldn't find...
An above board way (without the need to bug their phones) of finding out the truth about what many political figures really think, is a trip to their local posing as a nice considerate boy or girl. Our ace reporter took a trip to Vincent's local last night and came away with a completely different idea of the ministers views on students: "Long haired layabouts on a par with workshy council esta...
Wikileaks has hit back at the world over British cables. As the site is on the verge of being shut down and shunned by those it embarrasses, a new scandal has emerged in the UK related to alleged cables to America. It seems that the US Preside...
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