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Funny story: Face Lift In The Sun Lit Up Lands

Face Lift In The Sun Lit Up Lands

Local billionaire and enthusiastic paper aeroplane make, Harold Diggleby-brough, has laid the gauntlet down to the people of his local village. Mr Diggleby-brough believes that the people of Silsby Tweed are amongst the ugliest in the country, and wa...

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Funny story: Chutney-on-the-Fritz Does Not Exist

Chutney-on-the-Fritz Does Not Exist

Speculation is rife tonight that a location frequently mentioned on the pages of satirical news website TheSpoof.com does not actually exist, and is entirely a figment of somebody's imagination. Chutney on the Fritz, or, alternatively, Chutney-on-...

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Funny story: Worrisome Wisbech Worries

Worrisome Wisbech Worries

A series of strange, yet brutally horrifying, stabbings has struck the idyllic Norfolk town of Wisbech! The murders have been recorded on the steps of Peckover house, in the shadow of the Clarkson Memorial, in the social clubs clock tower and at the...

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Funny story: Dorking Village news letter

Dorking Village news letter

Edited by Lymington Spode. News: Mrs Hane from the Bacon Grinders Forum has been awarded "Sow of the year" yet again. Ardle Pitterfong has returned from the jungles of Borneo The interesting insect specimens he brought back with him are being removed at the hospital. Funeral Directors, Mardews of Dorking are offering a two for one special this month. Church Hall Events: March...

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Funny story: Blumstone Village Sports Day

Blumstone Village Sports Day

All competitors must bring their own medical kits and have personal injury insurance. The games will be held on the village green so space will be limited. Mrs Spong has begun heating the village pond with kettles of hot water. No urinating please. Diary of Events: 09:00hrs: Kick the cat over the neighbour's wall (Manx cats are banned from this event) 09:30hrs Lamp Post lea...

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Funny story: Fucking Village To Change Name

Fucking Village To Change Name

The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes. The village dates back to the middle ages and...

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Funny story: Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

Essex euthanasia scandal. Day two

The village green at Landfill Tawny which up until recently echoed to the sound of leather on willow and the voices of young children at play now drones to the sound of generators feeding electricity to the plethora of press and TV vans. The usual...

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Funny story: Village life in U.K. All Villages Now To Include Village Celebrity. Blackburn Is One Step Ahead with Subo.

Village life in U.K. All Villages Now To Include Village Celebrity. Blackburn Is One Step Ahead with Subo.

Villages in the U.K. are in the news. No matter how large or how small the village, each boasts its Village Idiot, Pub, Restaurant and NOW Village Celebrity. Many famous t.v. stars now have their Celebrity status in villages around the U.K. Ross Kemp, for one (from Eastenders). This is a quote from the U.K. Telegraph: One village has billeted Liz Hurley, another Kate Moss and another sti...

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Funny story: A village veterans bowls team accused of "Cheating and Corruption" by their rivals!

A village veterans bowls team accused of "Cheating and Corruption" by their rivals!

Tunbridge Well's, Kent, UK, veteran Bowls team (average age 88) have accused their local rivals from Edenbridge (average age 98) of cheating, corruption, illegality, taking bribes and using the "Foot of God" to beat them! This happened shortly aft...

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Funny story: Bean Flicking in Crumpet Dean

Bean Flicking in Crumpet Dean

Women of all ages from around the sleepy village of Crumpet-Dean in Gloucestershire will today be joining the locals on the green for an unusual event to flick-start the harvest season. Today marks the annual 'Flicking Of The Bean'- a competition...

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Funny story: A village fete worse than death

A village fete worse than death

Residents of Pemberly were angered yesterday when their annual fete was disrupted by Council members from rival village Duxton. The fete is an annual celebration held at the spot where it's believed the great English playwright William Shakespeare on...

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Funny story: Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...

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Funny story: Disaster 'Possible' in Sleepy Village

Disaster 'Possible' in Sleepy Village

As residents of quiet Bumbleton wake up this morning, little do they realise the potential danger they are in. Although in a remote part of Southern England, and far removed from any flight path, the Mayor of Bumbleton, Jeremy Pizzle admitted und...

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Funny story: Blow Job Ghost Destroys Image of Shitterton, Dorset

Blow Job Ghost Destroys Image of Shitterton, Dorset

Shitterton, Dorset, England - Shitterton is a hamlet in the village of Bere Regis in the Purbeck district of Dorset, England, between Poole and Dorchester. The village had about 1,797 Shittertoners in 2001.

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Funny story: City Seeks Restraining Order To Keep Bush From Leaving in 2009

City Seeks Restraining Order To Keep Bush From Leaving in 2009

Washington D.C., capitol city of The United States of America, has filed paperwork to receive a restraining order against George W. Bush. The order seeks to keep the President from leaving the city in January of 2009, after the inauguration of his r...

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Funny story: White House Memo Leaked

White House Memo Leaked

The following memoranda was released to the Village Voice last night. White House officials deny the assertions, allegations and mischief outlined in the memoranda. The White House also said it is a policy newer to divulge who works for the CIA, if there is a CIA or where a CIA would be located, if one ever existed.

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Funny story: Zambian villagers 'meat' starvation

Zambian villagers 'meat' starvation

Reporting today from a remote village deep in the heart of Zambia.

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