HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong. Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie wi...
LOS ANGELES - The couple who went from being the happiest couple in America to being the meanest, angriest, most effed up couple within a few short weeks is back in the headlines. Jake "The Snake" Pavelka says that Vienna "The Whore" Girardi is no...
NEW ORLEANS - Jake Pavelka was in town visiting a friend who is trying to sell his shrimp boat. Pavelka said that he was interested in buying it until he saw it and noticed that it was completely covered with oil from the BP Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill.
HOLLYWOOD - Vienna Girardi, who received the final rose on The Bachelor, and is slated to become Mrs. Jake Pavelka sometime in the future has revealed to her BFF that she is jealous of Jake dancing with Chelsie Hightower on the hit dancing show Danci...
SANTA LUCIA - Well the waiting is finally over. The Bachelor's bachelor Jake Pavelka has picked the woman of his dreams, the girl of his thoughts, the 'just wait till she takes out her she-devil claws' love of his life. It is amazing how everyone,...
HOLLYWOOD - Well it looks like the rose garden has finally been picked clean. After weeks and weeks and weeks, The Bachelor has finally come down to the final two girls; Vienna and Tenley. Yes the two females left standing or perhaps a better phra...
LOS ANGELES - The latest episode of The Bachelor is the one where the Bachelor gets to visit the families of the remaining girls, which is now down to four. WELCOME TO NEW YORK: HOME OF "EY WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT?" - The first stop for Jake on his...
Zurich, Wednesday. Polish film director, Roman Polanski, has been dramatically seized from custody of the Swiss Police by a cabal of Vienna Boys Choir commandos dressed in military fatigue. The boys, aged 14, felt compelled to free the Polish mae...
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