Emmanuel Macron was playing a violent video game and losing. The zombies were just too fast and somehow they were getting smart. Macron thought they had no brains. He was the leader of France – surely he should always win the game against the enemy.
As we anticipate the official congressional report in a few days, in-the-know government sources have leaked large segments of the report. The news is shocking beyond anything anyone imagined! We've learned that ET spokespersons have been communic…
A new game based on the hugely-popular 'Game of Thrones' HBO TV series, is evidence enough, says one man who is an expert on the weather, that winter is fast approaching, and will soon be upon us. 'Winter Is Coming' is a spin-off online game that...
To most adults, minestrone is a vomit-textured soup available in a packet from all cheap supermarkets. But to youngsters and hipsters, it is the latest craze in gaming. Minestrone is the world's most popular video game on mobile phones. The aim of...
Given today’s turbulent political climate, many are concerned that the public discourse has coarsened. Indeed, a study from The National Society For Ethics in Language finds that profanity is becoming the norm in North America. This study can only st...
Citing the endless amount of time he has spent/spends perilously ending dictator control in simulation of World War II, Robert Fischmann, a 23-year-old man with a knack for keyboard controls, wonders why he receives little to no credit compared to hi...
NEW YORK - The amazing popularity of the Red Dead Redemption video game series has caught the attention of Senators and Representatives in the US Congress. In fact, several of the very old politicians that lack significant Social Media skills are loo...
What grew as an offshoot of the cyberpunk community, but with an aesthetic eye more backwards-looking rather than forwards-looking, the steampunks quickly took root and flourished on the open parking-lots of both comic and videogame conventions. Heav...
A new driving game is set to break all sales records when it is released at the end of this month, and gamers have said they cannot wait to get their hands dirty with it! The exciting new potential market bestseller - 'Battambang Driving' - is one that will have players on the edge of their motorcycle seats, as they traverse the Battambang countryside on their way into the city, aiming to surv...
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis, dressed in a black "Sonic The Hedgehog" t-shirt, blue jeans, and shades, addressed his flock, announcing that the Church would canonize Frisk from "Undertales" as a saint. "Based on the news, someone has to say or do s...
(special guest editor: Pac-Man) Hello, everyone! My name is Pac-Man! I am a video game character created by Namco. It's about this time that one of your fellow Male Players, Loony Liberal, has a problem. Several million players have decided that brains are optional. This is causing problems, because you use us to make people happy. That would be difficult to do if you decide to drink toilet...
Wisconsin. Brad Wesley, 38, was playing his favorite video game, Dragons, Warriors, Knights, Wizards, Dungeons, Princesses, Magic, Swords, Shields, and More Dragons, Part 2 when some extremely violent poltergeist activity began occurring in his hous...
Fortnite, released on July 25, 2017, has become a gaming sensation throughout the teen population. Parents are concerned of health issues coming into their children’s lives from playing their games all day into night. This survival game developed...
The release of the OceanX virtual reality goggles caused a stir in the gaming industry today when it was revealed that its visual display had better graphics than the human eye can process. Described as the "Holy Grail" of virtual reality, the Oce...
Michael Gove, the former Secretary of State for Justice, stunned Britain today when he revealed at a press conference the true reason why he had ceased to endorse Boris Johnson as a candidate for British Prime Minister. 'The truth is,' admitted a...
Pyongyang, DPRK Due to the fragile nature of the North Korean Internet, for the 280th time portly dictator Kim Jong-Un has crashed the country's Internet. "It always happens when Kim gets going on a video game jag with his friends. When they get...
Games Games were originally intended to be a form of play activity for infants, and mentally handicapped people who have yet to develop the intellectual faculties needed to function in a sensible manner. The games were designed for a specific aptitude level and geared to subjects with limited mental capacity and motor skills. Any other application of game activity was strictly proh...
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