PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex sat down with a writer for Playboy Magazine, and talked about everything from Donald Trump’s silly comb-over hairdo, to the size of Queen Elizabeth’s sandals. Meghan, who is a swimsuit model for Victoria’…
LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, and wife of Prince Harry, has just signed a very lucrative contract with Victoria’s Secret. The 38-year-old beauty has become very popular since returning to the states from merry old England. Markle...
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks. Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the supernova world of intergalactic phenomena, the subject of black holes sucking the innards of failing stars into their astronomical vacuum might challenge mere mortals not accustomed to thinking outside the box. But allow...
Let the royal catfight begin. Word is that the late Queen Victoria, enraged by the fact that the length of Queen Elizabeth's reign has now eclipsed her own (thereby creating tons of publicity for the current monarch), feels compelled to speak out...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Riding the wave of Caitlyn Jenner's celebrity outing, Victoria's Secret announced today that they would be taking applications for crotchless models for their Fall Transgender Lingerie Catalog. In the past, the pouty nymphet s...
They sold for $16,500. Not a bad haul for the long-deceased monarch. She reportedly confided to friends, "I had to promise St. Peter a 10% commission in order to get a one-day earth pass, but it was well worth it." Queen Victoria plans future tri...
Washington -- Bra and panty emporium Victoria's Secret is combining with the Secret Service to create the most secret organization that the world has ever known. "We are doubly secret, which makes us twice as secret than any other entity in the un...
HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson says that she now wishes that the salary she received for starring in the beach television show Baywatch had been much more than it was. Anderson, who is 46, told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has...
DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW -- Carmen Cajones, a transgender model and former contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race, has been rebuked by the lesbian gay bisexual transgender (LGBT) community for her"sexist" and "misogynistic" remarks about women. "They...
NEW YORK CITY - Taylor Swift was a guest at the recent Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which was held in New York City. She performed two of her hit songs during the program. When model Cara Delavingne took to the catwalk in a one-piece romper Tayl...
Who's sexier? Sophia Loren or Heidi Klum? Jane Mansfield or Gisele Bundchen? Marilyn Monroe or Adriana Lima? The idea of what makes a woman sexy has changed since the 1950's. Whereas having large, round breasts, wide hips, and an ample derriere was once considered the epitome of feminine beauty, by contemporary standards these attributes would cause a woman to be labeled "fat" and "unattractiv...
NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted. According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...
SHERMAN OAKS - It appears that Charlie "Tiger Blood Boy" Sheen has now ended up Goddessless as his last goddess Natalie Kenly has walked out of his intergalactic life. Sheen who was making $1.8 million per week on the then top rated sit-com Two an...
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