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Funny story: Russia Surrenders To Ukraine

Russia Surrenders To Ukraine

After a two-month battle to invade and take over Ukraine, with 35,00 Russian soldiers dead and 12 Russian generals killed, Russia surrendered to Ukraine. But attempting to save face, Vladimir Putin announced that it was never a surrender, as it w…

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Funny story: VP Harris Blames The Baby Formula Shortage On Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

VP Harris Blames The Baby Formula Shortage On Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Paloma Sonoma, a writer with The American Foodie News Agency recently sat down and had a long talk with VP Kamala Harris at a local KFC. The two met at a KFC in downtown D.C. Sonoma asked the vice-president what…

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Funny story: Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

Like A Bad Neighbor, Kamala Is There: Biden’s Insurance Policy

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a latter-day Cleghorn Leghorn, Joe Biden blustered into the Democrat chicken coop and picked a chick that had been handed down from one rooster to another for twenty years. Even Donald Duck had a run with her. He loved her c…

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Funny story: Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire

Putin Calls For Cacklemania Ceasefire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Haunted by the incessant cackle of Kamala Harris as she visits Poland and Romania, Vladimir Putin admits that his troops have become disoriented by the Ukraine loudspeakers that never stop blasting away the sounds of Kamala’s laug…

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Funny story: Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

Biden Confuses Ukraine With UK: Warns Putin To Not Attack Queen

BILLINGSGATE POST: Proving once again that he is as mentally sharp as the day he was born, President Biden went off script while addressing the Nation yesterday. While squinting his eyes to appear mean, he asked God to judge Vladimir Putin if he in…

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Funny story: The Supremes: Why Kamala Harris Got Flushed

The Supremes: Why Kamala Harris Got Flushed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors around the Beltway are replete with questions regarding why Vice-President Kamala Harris’ name is not being included among those being mentioned as possible nominees to fill Associate Justice Breyer’s place on the Supreme Co…

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Funny story: VP Harris Is Shocked At The Research Study Findings Conducted On The Members of Trump's Hard-Core Base

VP Harris Is Shocked At The Research Study Findings Conducted On The Members of Trump's Hard-Core Base

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to BuzzFuzz, VP Harris has just read a research study conducted on the Trumptard’s base and she was astonished at the findings. The vice-president learned that there are still several million individual…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Wins Prestigious Escher Circularity Prize

Kamala Harris Wins Prestigious Escher Circularity Prize

In response to a Fox News reporter’s question whether it was time for the Biden administration to change its strategy on COVID 19, VP Harris, in evident frustration, replied: “It is time for us to do what we are doing and that time is every day. E…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

Kamala Harris Demoted to T-Ball Journalism League

With Harris’ latest effort to rehabilitate her political batting average widely seen as a dramatic failure, her dwindling team of strategists have decided to move on from the “softball” interview format to the T-ball interview format. For those who…

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Funny story: Andrew Cuomo: Back in a Big Way?

Andrew Cuomo: Back in a Big Way?

Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…

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Funny story: Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah

BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…

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Funny story: Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

Vice President Harris to address a bowl of tuna salad

The Vice President will travel to the headquarters of Subway sandwich shops to talk to a “large, restaurant style bowl of the famous Subway tuna salad.” A spokesperson for the Vice president emphasized that he bowl “was quite large and was the…

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Funny story: Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

Biden’s Ventriloquist Claims He’s The Real President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…

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Funny story: Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

Where’s Kamala? Cacklemania Backlash Divides Nation

BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…

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Funny story: VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

VP Harris Asks President Biden For a Raise

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many political pundits agree that VP Kamala Harris is one of the most popular, and prettiest vice-presidents in recent memory. Most Americans can identify with her and her down home nature; such as wearing Conver…

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Funny story: Trump Says That VP Harris Makes Him Feel Like He Is Nothing More Than a Racist, a Sexual Predator, and a Pile of Duck Droppings

Trump Says That VP Harris Makes Him Feel Like He Is Nothing More Than a Racist, a Sexual Predator, and a Pile of Duck Droppings

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Donald Jonathan Trump traveled to Cleveland to visit an old girlfriend he broke up with as soon as he met Melania at a local strip club. Trump recently confided to his boyfriend, Sean Hannity, that he actually came very…

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Funny story: President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…

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