Promising to inject energy and dick jokes into his flagging election campaign, US President Donald Trump announced comedian Sacha Baron Cohen would replace Mike Pence as Vice President. Trump tweeted early Saturday: "SO STOKED. Gonna be HILARIOUS…
As we all know, Joe Biden will be selecting a running mate shortly, and one Democratic insider yesterday commented off the record: “I have no idea what Joe is thinking of with the possible running mates he’s considering. Everyone on the list has…
The one thing we know about Donald Trump is that he will unleash some sort of surprise on us prior to the November election. Right now, his reelection looks like a long shot, and he is unlikely to go stoically about business as usual, and gracefully…
Anyone can beat Trump and Pence, so why not go for a successful woman who isn’t a political figure? Yes, politics are an essential factor, whether editing a magazine or preserving a film career, but Joe Biden doesn’t require a career politician.
Joe Biden never was terribly bright, and, at 77, he is losing too much of the grey matter that he once had. Nonetheless, you don’t grab as many women as he has over the years and still manage to become vice president and your party’s presidential no...
DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...
DETROIT – President Trump’s chief counselor Kellyanne Conway was in the Motor City visiting one of her sisters-in-law, Consuelo Conway. She was asked by a reporter with the Detroit Daily Divulger about a rumor that had been making the rounds that...
NEW YORK CITY – Former Vice-President Joe Biden spoke with Anderson Cooper of CNN, and told him who he is considering to join him on the Democratic ticket. Biden said that it is no secret that he loves women. “I admire females for many reasons. Fo...
Mystery continues to surround Mr. Pence’s relationship with Ms. Kim (although Mrs. Pence objects to the term “relationship.”) Analysts suggest the root of the problem lies in both parties being lodged at the same quarters, The Fourview Hotel in Py...
Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...
As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...
Donald Trump's inexplicable hair has decided to put its notoriety to good use, and ride that exposure to the second highest seat in the land. Donald Trump has declared that, "The only thing on the planet audacious enough to meet my Vice Presidential...
The former Vice President to George W. Bush announced today that he would like to be a woman, causing nearly 90 people choke on coffee at breakfast time morning. Known for being a rugged individual and hated by the left, it would have been the yea...
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. Vice-president Joe Biden has been living in the shadows of President Barack Obama long enough. That's why he made a New Years' resolution to find his own way into the limelight, when he promised members of his international...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas. She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware...
Rude, condescending, arrogant, always interrupting, unhinged and mean. No, Sean Hannity wasn't talking about himself. That was his description of Vice-President Joe Bidens performance last night at the one and only VP debate in Kentucky. The de...
Washington DC - Aunt Jemima held a brief press conference today. She announced that she would no longer agree to be Gaston's pick for Vice President of the United States of America. "I's no way gunna serve no pancakes with crappy aspartame syrup.
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