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Funny story: Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Pacifist Waiter Offended when Customer Thanks Him for His Service

Nineteen-year-old Kyle Lockwood, a criminal justice major and peace activist working as a waiter at a sports bar in New York City's Times Square, took great offense when, on Veteran's Day, as he set down a plate of onion rings on the table, an overwe...

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Funny story: Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

Ex-servicemen forget about Remembrance Sunday

It has long been reported that the numbers of ex-servicemen who attend Remembrance Sunday events are falling. Now it appears that many of them are simply forgetting to turn up. We asked some of them to try to understand why. Geoff De'ath, 81, of M...

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Funny story: Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Secretary Carter to enter therapy over national guard veterans fiasco plus delirium over middle east

Spoof Investigations has just learned that the requirement US veterans pay back bonuses, given by mistake, has been suspended by Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter. Mr. Carter has also been ordered into "therapy" by CIC Mr. Obama due to this probl...

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Funny story: Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Able man arrested for using service dog to pass gas indiscriminately

Police arrested Pierre LePetite outside a Baton Rogue Pet World store this afternoon, after a minor scuffle, and charged him with animal cruelty and resisting arrest. Police allege LaPetite poses as a disable veteran and uses his service dog as cove...

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Funny story: GOP Compromise: Support the Troops, But Not TOO Much!

GOP Compromise: Support the Troops, But Not TOO Much!

There's just no-one quite like Rand Paul in the current GOP running. Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing. (Probably neither, to be honest!) Still, never mind. Rand Paul has daringly sought and found the ideal pragmatic solution to TWO WHOLE PROBLEMS: veteran's welfare and foreign policy! Paul politically-hipsterfies as follows: What does 'Support the Troops' really mean to the...

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Funny story: Veterans Day Turns Into Nightmare For Veteran

Veterans Day Turns Into Nightmare For Veteran

A Gulf War veteran has lost his job after having to take the day off work to babysit his children, who had the day off from school due to schools being closed to celebrate...Veteran's Day. "Did I have a good Veteran's Day? Not really...as a real v...

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Funny story: Bogus Veteran Punished

Bogus Veteran Punished

A man who embellished his military record to appear as a highly-decorated war hero has been sentenced to 30 days in federal prison, authorities said. Paul Haslam, 45, of San Diego, was convicted of altering a military or naval discharge certificat...

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Funny story: Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans

Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obama has put military men and women off limits to predatory for-profit colleges that have traditionally preyed upon the weak and stupid, including veterans of the U. S. Army, the U. S. Air Force, the U. S. Navy, th...

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Funny story: Body of WW1 Veteran Found in Dorking

Body of WW1 Veteran Found in Dorking

Police have revealed that the body of a first World-War soldier was discovered in a Dorking flat last Tuesday. It appears that the corpse had remained un-noticed underneath a bed within the flat for up to two years before being discovered. Dork...

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Funny story: President Obama Declares War On Iraq War Veterans: No Ticker-Tape Parade In NYC

President Obama Declares War On Iraq War Veterans: No Ticker-Tape Parade In NYC

I guess that President Obama decided that fickle Americans won't be seeing a ticker-tape parade in New York City celebrating our heroes returning from the nine year old campaign in Iraq. And he never said 'well done' and he never said 'we won'. It won't be the first time that warriors coming back home from an unpopular war were deemed unworthy of a parade. Vietnam war veterans invited ridicul...

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