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Funny story: United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

THUG CITY, IL ---- Following what he described as a "thorough review" of his flight crew's use of police to drag Kentucky medical doctor David Tao off an "overbooked" flight to prevent him from tending to his patients the next morning (and to replace...

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Funny story: United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

United Airlines to Use Cloud Seeding, Psychics to Control and Predict the Weather-And Make Money

CHICAGO-United Airlines, upon announcing a historic first quarter loss of over $600 million dollars due in part to stormy weather, will embark upon a weather modification program in conjunction with the scientific community, Native American tribal da...

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Funny story: United pilot faked unfamiliar odor to get Cuban cigars

United pilot faked unfamiliar odor to get Cuban cigars

United airlines may have found a loophole in their flight policy to and from Cuba, and faking the smell of an "unfamiliar odor" gave the airline the two thumbs up to land in Cuba. Although United does not normally fly into Cuba, the pilot on boar...

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Funny story: United Airlines Announces Half Fares for Half Flights!

United Airlines Announces Half Fares for Half Flights!

Friendly Skies, UT - Innovation in times of higher fuel prices are the only way airlines are staying afloat. However United Airlines may have crossed the line in its latest attempt to shave and save money.

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Funny story: McDonalds Wins Bid to Serve Food on UA and AA Airlines

McDonalds Wins Bid to Serve Food on UA and AA Airlines

Friendly Skies News - Today McDonalds announced that they have struck a deal to begin serving their full menu on United Airlines and American Airlines. The news is a bit of a shock since both airlines have been cutting back severely on perks, such as...

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Funny story: United Airlines Soon Flying Out Of The Red

United Airlines Soon Flying Out Of The Red

Predicted soon to be out of the red, United Airlines ticket sales will be skyrocketing due to the new revolutionary book, Changing Plains, which is flying out of amazon.com with so many demands it is threatening to peril the Internet. The immediate r...

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Funny story: United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.

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