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Funny story: Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

Free Gluten for Low-Income Americans

With a surfeit of gluten on its hands due to a rising demand for gluten-free food products, the United States government recently announced that its Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program will be offering free gluten to low-income Americans. "I...

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Funny story: Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

Walmart Recalls Risky GE Food But Has More

NEW YORK - Wall-Mart Stores Inc. says it's considering taking legal action against "responsible parties" after DNA testing of Mrs. Jones Wall-Mart Cheddar Cheese showed traces of Pig's milk, the world's hottest Chile pepper --the Trinidad Moruga Scor...

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Funny story: Domestic Crap Shortages Reported

Domestic Crap Shortages Reported

Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) had underwritten the development of renewable source fueled electric power generators that utilize the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock ma...

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Funny story: Crap Shortage Predictions Unfounded

Crap Shortage Predictions Unfounded

Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has been funding renewable energy electric power generation utilizing the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure in several farming states. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock manur...

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Funny story: Major changes with the USDA

Major changes with the USDA

The USDA announced today that in order to counter the racial tension brought on by the firing then rehiring of a black Agriculture Department employee, they have fired all white people and black people. "There, are you happy now?" one fired employee...

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Funny story: USDA takes over the DEA's Job

USDA takes over the DEA's Job

In what appeared to many to be a cruel irony, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) was assigned the task of handling the Drug Enforcement Administration's cases and the DEA will now regulate the dairy industry.

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