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Funny story: The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

The United States Navy Responds to the Rumor That Cruise Ships are Being Diverted to the Bermuda Triangle

ARLINGTON, Virginia - Reports from several of the nation’s leading newspapers, say that the world’s cruise lines are expressing great concern over the recent rumors coming out of the Swampland (aka D.C.) A representative for The Wonder Cruise Lin...

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Funny story: Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Trump visits USS John McCain; spits on deck

Following all the controversy, Mr. Trump decided to return to Japan to visit USS John McCain DDG 56, and set the record straight. The destroyer honors not only Senator McCain, but his father and grandfather, both previously admirals in the US Nav...

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Funny story: "White House Asked US Navy to Hide Warship or Better Still - Sink It"

"White House Asked US Navy to Hide Warship or Better Still - Sink It"

Unnamed sources have claimed that the White House asked for a warship named after "President" Donald Trump's late rival, Senator John McCain, to be obscured during the president's trip to Japan. Following the reports, the Navy Chief of Information...

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Funny story: US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

US Navy surveillance off North Korea deciphers mysterious audio from Pyongyang

Specialists aboard an aircraft carrier off the coast of North Korea have broken through what appears to be secret code used in Kim Jong Un territory. Commanded by Admiral J. “Caesar” Whittlebane, the carrier’s crew was deeply shocked recently when...

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Funny story: Hummingbird Buzzes US Aircraft Carrier, US Ambassador Complains To Venezuela

Hummingbird Buzzes US Aircraft Carrier, US Ambassador Complains To Venezuela

Just north of Venezuela's Isla de Margarita in international waters, there has been another international incident involving the U.S. Navy: a hummingbird, identified as a species from Venezuela and Columbia, buzzed the USS Ronald Reagan and its crew...

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Funny story: Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations

Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...

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Funny story: U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

U.S. Aircraft Carrier Claims To Be Transgender

Washington D.C. (LGBT Picayune) - The United States' aircraft carrier John C. Stennis, CVN-74, has filed suit in Federal District Court in Washington D.C. over the U.S. Navy's refusal to grant the carrier transgender status. For centuries around...

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Funny story: US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

US Nuclear Military Cheat On Tests, Are Drunk

America's relation to nuclear energy is once again problematic. This time it is sailors training on nuclear reactors cheating on tests involving classified material. A navy investigation is underway as 30 senior enlisted seamen have been suspended...

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Funny story: The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

The Nuclear-Powered Submarine The USS Great White Shark Is 2 Miles Off The North Korean Coast

SEA OF JAPAN - The world's most powerful nuclear submarines, The USS Great White Shark is so sophisticatedly advanced that its electronic guidance system has the capability of seeing a freckle on North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's Adam's apple. Rep...

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Funny story: My life as a man #04

My life as a man #04

How I got kicked out of Divinity School, Lost my virginity and won the Vietnam War Or God's own warrior wins the piece It all begins with the war in Vietnam, my story does. I was in high school in Charleston, West Virginia and was faced with the inevitable for a young man in the United States during the late 1960's: the Selective Service Act or the Draft. I had not thought too much abou...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Kirstie Alley Volunteers for Balloon Duty with U.S. Navy. Pointing Epidemic Spreads

Los Angeles - There were a few tense moments at the recruiting station today as Ms. Alley attempted to enter, albeit sideways. Things went a bit better after the door was removed, but not much. Once she caught her breath, she announced, "I'...

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Funny story: Navy Launches Dog Carrier

Navy Launches Dog Carrier

The United States Navy has launched the first in a series of dog carriers. The USS Rover is able to launch fifty dogs an hour at enemy targets as far as seventy five miles away. It joins a fleet of Cat-a-Boats which can launch a cat a minute for...

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Funny story: US navy allow first public gay kiss!

US navy allow first public gay kiss!

The US Navy have allowed two of its' sailors, who just happened to be lesbians, to kiss in public. The straight men on board on seeing the two kiss disappeared into the toilets with a copy of Playboy. The gay male sailor fraternity also run off to th...

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Funny story: Oooops! US Navy Reverses itself one day after Telling Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriage!

Oooops! US Navy Reverses itself one day after Telling Chaplains to Perform Same Sex Marriage!

One day after revealing that Navy Chaplains must perform same sex marriages, the Navy Department reversed itself saying new information had come to light that Captain John Paul Jones and Admiral 'Bull' Halsey were NOT GAY as previously thought! Co...

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Funny story: Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...

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Funny story: U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

U.S. Fleet Neurologist Releases Bin Laden's Medical Report

Counter intelligence units deployed in the Arabian Peninsula, were reportedly angered over the intentional leak of medical exam information following the return of Osama Bin Laden's remains to the aircraft carrier, USS Carl Vinson. The on-duty P...

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Funny story: Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Ban Lifted on Women Submariners

Women can now serve on US submarines, after a ban was lifted. Training women for their new duties and the creation of appropriate quarters mean it could be more than a year before women take up their posts. Its estimated that it will cost the US D...

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