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Funny story: Trump Attorney recuses himself under Twenty Eighth Amendment – “When thou knowest that thy client is a complete scumbag”

Trump Attorney recuses himself under Twenty Eighth Amendment – “When thou knowest that thy client is a complete scumbag”

Attorney Evan Corcoran recused himself from representing former President Donald Trump in the special counsel investigation related to the Mar-a-Lago documents, citing the little-known 28th Amendment. Corcoran had represented Trump in a number of…

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Funny story: New Trump Everything for Trumpamaniacs in Trumperica – That’s A Whole Lotta Trump!

New Trump Everything for Trumpamaniacs in Trumperica – That’s A Whole Lotta Trump!

When Trump becomes the president of some country (possibly no longer named America), he will change everything about the country. And they mean everything! There will be a new constitution, written by Trump himself, with tons of laws protecting th…

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Funny story: U.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons

U.S. Supreme Court Strikes Down New York Gun Law on Concealed Weapons

The Quacky Supreme Court brought down New York state’s system for issuing concealed weapons permits, ruling that the law requiring that applicants demonstrate “proper cause” and “good moral character” violates the Second Amendment. The 14th amendm…

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Funny story: Soon-to-be-Approved Amendments to the U.S. Constitution

Soon-to-be-Approved Amendments to the U.S. Constitution

All Americans will have the right to keep and bear light-sabers ... as soon as a real one has been invented. All Americans will the right to keep and bear suits made of barbed wire in order to repel foreign invaders ... unless they’re sexy, then t…

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Funny story: CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

CDC Announces Fully Vaccinated People with Low COVID Risk Will Have Limited Freedom of Peaceable Assembly

Constitutional rights are no longer completely off the map in the United States, Dr. Randi Wallace of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recently announced; fully vaccinated people at low risk of death from COVID-19 may now gather in very…

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Funny story: Insightful Therapist Probes Client's Childhood Memories for Source of Her Neurotic Aversion to Government Surveillance

Insightful Therapist Probes Client's Childhood Memories for Source of Her Neurotic Aversion to Government Surveillance

“Did you have a major privacy violation as a child or teenager, like maybe someone sneaking into your room and reading your diary?” asked therapist Christina Carter, probing for the source of her client’s expressed reservations about the prospect of...

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Funny story: Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Americans Attempting to Speak Truth to Power Hindered by State-Mandated Face Masks

Troubled by the infringement of civil liberties imposed in the name of curbing the spread of COVID-19, Americans seeking to speak truth to power have been hindered by the presence of their State-mandated face masks. “There's been an unprecedented...

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Funny story: CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

CDC Explains that Flattened Curve Has Become Line Extending into Infinity Meaning Lockdown Can Never End

Based on consultations with mathematical experts, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has determined that the successful “flattening of the curve” of coronavirus infections has resulted in a line extending into infinity, meaning that the C…

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Funny story: Politically Correct Woman Reluctantly Admits that Left Kind of Sucks Right Now

Politically Correct Woman Reluctantly Admits that Left Kind of Sucks Right Now

Rewarding as she’d generally found her relentless efforts to say the right thing, avoid offending anyone, and, most of all, vote “blue no matter who,” Rebecca Tucker of Nashville, Tennessee, was recently forced to admit that the left kind of sucks ri...

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Funny story: The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

The President Trump - Governor Cuomo Feud is Getting Uglier by The New York Minute

NEW YORK CITY – Lately the president has been criticizing New York Governor Andrew Cuomo and saying that he is asking for way too many medical items such as medical masks, band-aids, tongue depressors, and placebo pills. The governor has been resp...

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Funny story: U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

U.S. Border Policy Rebranded as Trumpcare

Not to be outdone by former president Barack Obama's signature healthcare plan commonly known as Obamacare, United States president Donald Trump has rebranded his self-initiated border policy of imposing criminal penalties for unauthorized border cro...

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Funny story: US agency to receive “Laundryland and Sunshine Award” for actions in the new century so far

US agency to receive “Laundryland and Sunshine Award” for actions in the new century so far

The New York Times has revealed a security agency operating as a gigantic laundromat, which specializes in "protecting national interests.” This laundromat (aka "Laundryland") houses enormous scrubbing machines that dwarf an ordinary facility's wa...

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Funny story: Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

Obituary: United States of America, 240, died January 8, 2017, all at once on Capitol Hill, due to absolute shock

The United States of America died of a massive cardiac arrest due what one doctor stated was "absolute shock" while Donald J. Trump was being sworn in as 45th POTUS. Cardiologist on the scene stated that the attack must have been building up for som...

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Funny story: Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Donald J. "The Donald" Trump Makes the Preamble to the Constitution Great Again

Read the Constitution? Why not write -or re-write- the Constitution? That's Donald J. Trump's new obsession: "fixing" the Constitution he believes is somehow broken. Trump's fascination with the document that has been the basis for American polit...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

Trump Vows To "Renovate" the Bill of Rights

If anyone in this "great" land knows anything about renovation, it may well be presidential hopeful Donald J. Trump. A veteran of the real estate industry for several decades now, Trump surely has renovated his share of properties, buildings and eve...

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Funny story: Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Trump Says Putin Is His Role Model

Wikileaks revealed today that it has obtained copies of e-mails between Donald Trump and Russian strongman Vladimir Putin. In the e-mails Trump asks the neo-fascist leader how he can emulate his policies. Here are excerpts from the e-mails that are...

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Funny story: Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Northern invasion of South 'illegal'

Revisionist historians have claimed that the so-called American Civil War of the 1860s was actually the invasion of a foreign country by the Union and thus illegal under its own Constitution. Recently leaked top secret documents from the US Nation...

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