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Funny story: GOP Must Now Rely On Post Office They Previously Destroyed

GOP Must Now Rely On Post Office They Previously Destroyed

Following the shutdown of right wing conspiracy-laden platform, Parler, GOP members must now find alternative means to communicate with their followers. This comes as tech firms Apple and Google have pulled the app from their app stores, and Amaz…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

Rudy Giuliani Actually Entered The Capitol Building During the Invasion Disguised as a Woman

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Baltimore’s Eye-Spectator Channel 69, is reporting that security cameras caught an ugly-as-hell woman carrying a paint gun and a bag of thumb tacks, working her way into the Senate chamber on January 6. Upon clos…

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Funny story: Trump Switches From Twitter to PornHub Comments Section

Trump Switches From Twitter to PornHub Comments Section

WASHINGTON- The followers of President Donald J. Trump are still recovering from a shock caused by the news of an unjustified and brutal Twitter ban. If only they knew that the President and what’s left of his staff have been working on creative and…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills

Nancy Pelosi Says That One of Trump’s SOB Anarchists Stole Her Birth Control Pills

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency is reporting that Nancy Pelosi is fit to be tied, as she stated that the asshole, redneck, piece-of-shit Anarchist, who broke into her Capitol building office stole her bottle of birth control pills…

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Funny story: QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

QAnon Shaman Attacked By Buffalo

Capitol building rioter Jake Angeli, better known as the Q Shaman, or the twat in the hat, has been attacked by a buffalo as he made his escape from police yesterday. The 33-year-old, who suffers from small penis syndrome, was seen bare-chested, w…

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Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Wants To Spend $9.3 Million To Have The US Capitol Building Painted Pink

Michelle Obama Wants To Spend $9.3 Million To Have The US Capitol Building Painted Pink

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A lot of American taxpayers are very upset with First Lady Michelle Obama's plans for the United States Capitol Building. According to American Spotlight Magazine, Mrs. Obama has decided that she wants to have the capitol buildi...

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