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Funny story: Truss favourite to be next PM

Truss favourite to be next PM

I'm voting for Truss, definitely. Or I would if I had a vote. She reminds me of Thatcher because she's also a woman. I mean, they're all the same aren't they? I bet she has nice feet. Truss said she believed in spades in the ground. I agree with t…

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Funny story: Britain evaluates its potential new PM

Britain evaluates its potential new PM

The race to be the next UK Prime Minister is on. And it's a mediocre race to the bottom, a three-legged race run by amputee horses high on the ketamine of low taxes, where the loser is likely to be shot quite literally with the votes of the Tory memb…

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Funny story: Boris likely to remain in Number 10 for a year as hundreds of MPs throw their hat in the ring for the leadership contest

Boris likely to remain in Number 10 for a year as hundreds of MPs throw their hat in the ring for the leadership contest

Expectations that disgraced Prime Minister Boris Johnson will be out of office within a few weeks were dashed as several hundred Tory MPs declared their intention to stand for the leadership contest. The list includes many MPs that the public has nev…

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Funny story: King Larry the Cat

King Larry the Cat

With the retirement-in-shame of Boris Johnson, now Larry, the cat and Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office (to my non-British readers, yes, this is a real thing) 10 Downing Street, has been crowed the ‘King of the Britons’! (The ‘oo? ‘Oo-er the Brit…

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Funny story: Johnson out after government ministers resigned en masse

Johnson out after government ministers resigned en masse

As the zipper of time descends on its endless journey, the trousers of fate begin to loosen. Boris Johnson has discovered that the underpants of history, which he had only just begun to fill, are now soiled with the memory of his shitness for all tim…

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Funny story: Doris Bunsen in crisis

Doris Bunsen in crisis

By roving reporter, Man in a Spoons: I remember that one. Doris, his name was. Doris Bunsen. Yes, that were him. He were a right mess when I first saw him. He looked like a bleeding scarecrow. I thought he might be one o' them robot scarecrows,…

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Funny story: Government tackles cost of living crisis

Government tackles cost of living crisis

Today's Queen's speech was delivered to Parliament by Queen Charles. In it she laid out the government's policies for the next year. Top of the list was the Conservatives' plan to help solve the cost of living crisis. In the last year inflation ha…

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Funny story: Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…

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Funny story: Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Rishi Sunak doesn't know what taxes are

Chancellor Rishi Sunak has revealed that despite managing the finances of the UK, he doesn't actually know what taxes are. When asked by a journalist at a press conference, he said, "Is that what you call it? The money that all those people give to t…

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Funny story: Judge Baraitser revealed as Valerie Thighborg from Julian Assange's past

Judge Baraitser revealed as Valerie Thighborg from Julian Assange's past

With the hunt for Julian Assange closing toward the October 27 and 28 hearings, the latest news outrages the ears of all followers of this case. The late October hearings will be an effort to defeat the UK's Judge Baraitser from preventing extradi…

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Funny story: Johnson actually sacks someone

Johnson actually sacks someone

British prime minister Boris Johnson has shocked the political world by actually sacking someone: his cleaner. Following controversies involving foreign secretary Dominic Raab, home secretary Priti Patel, and pretty much everyone else in the cabin…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Boris Johnson: "I'm the perfect James Bond"

Knowing his time as UK prime minister is drawing to a close, Boris Johnson has set his sights on another role: 007. The premier says he is an ideal James Bond, with all of his boozing and sleeping around. "Who's going to replace Daniel Craig? W…

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Funny story: Hartlepool goes ape for Tories

Hartlepool goes ape for Tories

Geoff Grimm is a former coal miner who lives in Hartlepool. As a grandfather, he is old enough to remember the 1980s when this was Labour territory. After Thursday's by-election, it isn't Labour any more. He moaned, "This place has been going soft…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet

Boris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet

London, England - After years of insinuation and speculation, UK Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, finally admitted that he was, indeed, a bloody Muppet. "Surprise, surprise!" said pretty much everybody. The news came only a day after Kermit The F…

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Funny story: Wag Tweeting again

Wag Tweeting again

Following Boris Johnson's quote from M People, of looking for the hero inside yourself, popular Twitter user and all-around satirical bloke Simon Williams asked: 'So, Mr Johnson, that is all very well, but what have you done today to make yourself pr…

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Funny story: Sexy Time For Parliament

Sexy Time For Parliament

Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a gaggle of other likeminded MPs have today completed phase one (of 74) in a series of “sexual Harassment In The Workplace” seminars. Johnson himself was rather excited by the whole event claiming: "The totty runni…

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Funny story: The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

The Sword Of A Thousand Cuts

UK Chancellor, Rishi Sunak, has admitted that there will be “tough choices” to be made over public financing. This coupled with the last ten years of austerity should be music to the ears of those in Northern England who voted to put these cunts in p…

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