HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ever since "Dancing With The Stars" went from being on ABC to Disney, the once-popular dancing show has gone downhill quicker that fatty Ginni Thomas chasing a donut rolling down the street. And as LaLaLand Daily report…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the top-rated television dance show, "Dancing With The Stars," have let the show’s host know that they want her to cut back on her weird-looking outfits. An insider said that she is starting to remind t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars host Tyra Banks has just informed the entertainment media that the show’s producers are doing away with rap music, German polkas, and instrumentals. The show's executives noted that those three t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – "Dancing With The Stars" host Tyra Banks said that watching the show’s finale was the most exciting fun that she has ever had. Tyra opened the show dressed in a gigantic blue gown that was made from 47,000 ostrich feath…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The original TV dance show, Dancing With The Stars keeps breaking viewer records. The show is watched in every state but one, and is viewed in 83 of the world’s 196 countries. A representative for North Korea, says…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the start of the new DWTS season, lots of long-time viewers didn't like Tyra Banks. And that was because they had grown to love Tom Bergeron, who was there from the very first show, 29 seasons ago. But Tom was fired…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – In keeping with the Hollywood Halloween theme, the dance theme for this week was ‘villains’. And no one pulled it off more than judge Bruno Tonioli, who was dressed as the scariest villain-monster of all, Fox News…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Professional dancers Derek Hough and his girlfriend Hayley Erbert blew away the entire troupe of DWTS’s dancers. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle said that it was the best dance performance she had ever seen…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era . The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and th…
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The ending of this edition of “Dancing With The Stars” looked like just another episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” minus the chair-throwing and the X-rated cussing and yelling. The new host, Tyra Banks, blamed t…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - "Dancing With The Stars" featured songs from Disney movies and there was more sugar on the dance floor than in an Imperial Sugar Mill. According to Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, one of the three judges has said, off-the-rec…
EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – DWTS is now into its 29th season of foot-stompin’, hip-shakin’, and butt-bouncing dancing. The season’s first couple to be eliminated was former NBA star Charles Oakley and British dancer Emma Slater. After the show, Oa…
"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...
NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...
Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work. Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successf...
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