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Funny story: Millions of Dancing With The Stars Fans Want Tyra Banks Fired!

Millions of Dancing With The Stars Fans Want Tyra Banks Fired!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ever since "Dancing With The Stars" went from being on ABC to Disney, the once-popular dancing show has gone downhill quicker that fatty Ginni Thomas chasing a donut rolling down the street. And as LaLaLand Daily report…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Producers Tell Host Tyra Banks to Stop Dressing in Those Outlandishly Gaudy Outfits or They’ll Fire Her Ass!

Dancing With The Stars Producers Tell Host Tyra Banks to Stop Dressing in Those Outlandishly Gaudy Outfits or They’ll Fire Her Ass!

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the top-rated television dance show, "Dancing With The Stars," have let the show’s host know that they want her to cut back on her weird-looking outfits. An insider said that she is starting to remind t…

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Announces Changes For The Upcoming Season of Dancing With The Stars

Tyra Banks Announces Changes For The Upcoming Season of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Dancing With The Stars host Tyra Banks has just informed the entertainment media that the show’s producers are doing away with rap music, German polkas, and instrumentals. The show's executives noted that those three t…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Crowns a New Champion Couple

Dancing With The Stars Crowns a New Champion Couple

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – "Dancing With The Stars" host Tyra Banks said that watching the show’s finale was the most exciting fun that she has ever had. Tyra opened the show dressed in a gigantic blue gown that was made from 47,000 ostrich feath…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates 2 Dance Couples, Setting The Stage For Next Week’s Fiery Championship

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates 2 Dance Couples, Setting The Stage For Next Week’s Fiery Championship

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The original TV dance show, Dancing With The Stars keeps breaking viewer records. The show is watched in every state but one, and is viewed in 83 of the world’s 196 countries. A representative for North Korea, says…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Keeps Looking Sexier and Sexier

Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Keeps Looking Sexier and Sexier

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the start of the new DWTS season, lots of long-time viewers didn't like Tyra Banks. And that was because they had grown to love Tom Bergeron, who was there from the very first show, 29 seasons ago. But Tom was fired…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair

Dancing With The Stars Denies They Eliminated Gleb Savchenko and Crishell Stause Because of Their Hot and Heavy Affair

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are brimming with news that "Dancing With The Stars" purposely eliminated one of its more popular dance couples because of an alleged affair the two are engaged in. Executives with…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Had Lots and Lots of Villains

Dancing With The Stars Had Lots and Lots of Villains

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – In keeping with the Hollywood Halloween theme, the dance theme for this week was ‘villains’. And no one pulled it off more than judge Bruno Tonioli, who was dressed as the scariest villain-monster of all, Fox News…

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Funny story: Derek Hough and His Girlfriend Hayley Erbert Erotically Sizzled on the Dancing With The Star’s Ballroom Dance Floor

Derek Hough and His Girlfriend Hayley Erbert Erotically Sizzled on the Dancing With The Star’s Ballroom Dance Floor

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – Professional dancers Derek Hough and his girlfriend Hayley Erbert blew away the entire troupe of DWTS’s dancers. Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle said that it was the best dance performance she had ever seen…

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Funny story: Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era . The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and th…

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Funny story: This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The ending of this edition of “Dancing With The Stars” looked like just another episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” minus the chair-throwing and the X-rated cussing and yelling. The new host, Tyra Banks, blamed t…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars’ Disney Night Was Filled With Tons of Sugar-Coated Sugar

Dancing With The Stars’ Disney Night Was Filled With Tons of Sugar-Coated Sugar

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - "Dancing With The Stars" featured songs from Disney movies and there was more sugar on the dance floor than in an Imperial Sugar Mill. According to Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, one of the three judges has said, off-the-rec…

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Funny story: Tom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks

Tom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates This Season's First Couple

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates This Season's First Couple

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – DWTS is now into its 29th season of foot-stompin’, hip-shakin’, and butt-bouncing dancing. The season’s first couple to be eliminated was former NBA star Charles Oakley and British dancer Emma Slater. After the show, Oa…

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Funny story: Baphomet

Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...

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Funny story: Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Moldova's Next Top Model Car Entices Sexton Cox With $$$

Cynthia Sexton Cox, 39, the in-demand American star of An Inconvenient Truce and 2010's The 100-year-old Virgin, has earned a cool $200,000 for just one day's work. Sexton Cox, who is currently in Abu Dhabi filming a follow-up to her mega-successf...

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