BROOKLYN – A judge has denied alleged pervert Ghislaine Maxwell bail, saying she will quickly flee the country and head for one of her many foreign mansions, including the Blimey Estate Mansion, located just outside of Liverpool. The iNews Agency…
CALEXICO, California - Border Patrol agents in the border town of Calexico have apprehended a person they described as being an illegal tourist. Agents Dusty Voight and Chauncey Ortega said that they were patrolling the border wall between Calexic...
NOGALES, Arizona - The United States Border Patrol has just discovered what they are calling the longest and most elaborate tunnel in the history of U.S. - Mexico tunnels. Border Patrol spokesperson Grady G. Strongmarble, 43, informed the news med...
A lorry carrying a load of cheese in Norway caught fire in the middle of a tunnel and melted causing a dilemma for Norwegian cheese lovers who rarely have the pleasure because it is a rare product there. The cheese on toast caused severe smoke pro...
WASHINGTON - Federal investigators have discovered a sophisticated two-mile tunnel between K Street and the Capitol. The tunnel, wide enough for two limousines, was used to funnel money and influence to and from lobbyists' offices. The D.C. Tunne...
Following on the heels of the rescue of 33 miners in Peru on Friday, word has reached the world that more than 2500 Swiss workers were finally allowed to come out of the darkened tunnels below the Swiss Alps, where they had been toiling for over 14 y...
A vertical shalf of 8,000 miles is to be built connecting the twin cities of Ascension in Paraguay and Taipai in Taiwan - which also happen to be antipodes. "There are no 2 points on earth further apart than our cities. Paying a visit to our frien...
Salem Gap, NC - Eight year old Johnny Stumph could tell his dog Jack was going to grow larger than most dogs when Jack would pull him on his skateboard up town Mountain Road. "When Jack was just a puppy I'd tie a rope around him and he'd pull me...
A HIDDEN HOARD OF MILLIONS of sex slaves is being unearthed by police potholing beneath the Pennines.
Lancaster PA -- Seismologists from the University of Pennsylvania discovered the world's deepest hole today in Lancaster. The hole was dug in a sandbox by two boys playing with a plastic shovel. The hole is one foot wide and 18,000 miles long. It...
It has been announced in Moscow that Vladimir Putin is to join in a Partnership with Billionaire Roman Abramovich to drill a tunnel linking Russia and America using a giant Black & Decker Drill.
BOSTON -- The Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) today announced the unexpected end to closings of tunnel sections in Boston's troubled "Big Dig" highway system. Several tunnel sections have been shut down since July 10, when a three-ton concre...
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