Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
Celebrity musician and X-Factor Chav, sorry Judge, was fuming today after being told she and her entourage could not use the Olympic Zil lanes to get from Stafford to Chelmsford to perform her new hit single on stage. The cousin of Dappy blew a fu...
At the High Court yesterday X Factor judge and singer Tulisa Contostavlos received a "sincere apology" from her ex-boyfriend Justin Edwards after he posted an intimate video of her performing a sex act on him onto the internet. The video surfaced...
In an unprecedented move, British pop stars, Cheryl Cole and Tulisa Contostavlos have lodged a formal complaint at the UN in New York, following the shocking revelation that gossip columnist, Verity Warbling-Trollblog has been suspended by the Skoob...
Aspiring Burnley chip shop owner and former bodyguard to the stars, Reg Bond, today revealed exclusively to SEN the reasons why he turned down bodyguard jobs with This Morning's Holly Willoughby and Tulisa out of X-Factor and N-Dubz. Speaking from...
Skoob Entertainment News's head honcho, Buffty Ginslinger, has announced that he has offered X-Factor judge and N-Dubz babe, Tulisa Contostavlos twenty quid in cash and a share in the profits if she'll get her kit off again and make another steamy ad...
Dappy, a singer and member of suitably stupidly-spelled pointy and shouty pop group N-Dubz, has given evidence at the Leveson Inquiry into the News of the World phone tapping. Mr Dappy - whose real name is Costadinos Contostavlos Braindeadz - was...
Winners of this year's X-Factor and Simon Cowell's new banking machine, or "Little Micks", as the four-girl group prefers to be known, have been revealed as love children of the entire X-Factor judging panel and more. Jade Thirlwall, who speaks a...
Although it does seem highly improbable, and possibly completely unreadable, it appears that real life is often stranger than fiction. Especially on this website. 104 year old Alf Starling, of Worthing, a viagra 20 a day man, was allegedly see...
X Factor judge, Tulisa Contostavlos today laughed off a series of death threats, saying quite frankly that she doesn't give a toss. It is believed that Tulisa has received the death threats via text messages and on her Twitter account, with promis...
SEN can exclusively reveal that this week's X-Factor chop victim will be Frankie Cocozza, the little Justin Bieber look a little likey with the weird haircut, and a nice line in chat with the ladies. At least, according to him. Insiders (Again!...
According to X-Factor fan, Selina Stoat, of Barking, in Essex, God didn't create the universe in six days, as per the Bible, but Tulisa out of N-Dubz did - sometime in 1998, according to Stoat. Stoat, an unemployed coypu sexer, stated emphatically...
Hapless X-Factor girl band 'Little Mix' have been forced into yet another name change after it emerged that 'Little Mix' is also the name of a brand of dog food for miniature dog breeds. The band are said to be mortified by the discovery and will...
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