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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

Leaker’s Note: This obviously coded conversation was picked up in a secure railway location, in an area prohibited to the public. The speakers are being sought for questioning. Tucker Carlson has issued a statement denying that he knows these individ…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

So far there has been no confirmation that Mr. Carlson has been placed in a cell at Belmarsh Prison next to Julian Assange. White House Press Secretary Jenifer Psaki has said, “There are no such plans. At this time.” Mr. Carlson continues to br…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Funny story: A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…

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Funny story: Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…

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Funny story: Many Genealogy Experts Believe That Tucker Carlson is Donald Trump’s Son

Many Genealogy Experts Believe That Tucker Carlson is Donald Trump’s Son

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Rumors are swirling all over Manhattan that Fox News hate-spewer, Tucker “Creepy” Carlson is actually the son of former president Trump. The National Explainer has just uncovered hospital documents that show that T…

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

Ann Coulter Denies She Had Trump’s Baby

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Republican pundit and woman who looks like she’s on stilts, Ann Coulter, appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show. Ann, who some have referred to as a human tongue depressor with hair, said she’s glad Donald Trump lost.

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Funny story: President Trump Is Now Blaming Space Aliens For His Loss

President Trump Is Now Blaming Space Aliens For His Loss

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News is reporting that President Trump is now saying that the reason for his landslide loss to Joe Biden is due to space aliens. The sad, aging man who is turning into a zombie, before our very eyes, in…

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Funny story: Pig squeals in news room; offers lipstick for vote tallies

Pig squeals in news room; offers lipstick for vote tallies

Indications of voter fraud in the recent presidential election are mounting, including an unusual feud on the right between Tucker Carlson and Trump lawyer, Sidney Powell. Tucker is not happy that Ms. Powell would not appear on his show with “evid…

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Funny story: The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

The Fox News Building is Infested With The Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Boston Addresser Chronicle has reported that the entire Fox News building may have to be demolished due to a horrendous Coronavirus infestation. A Fox News insider said that some of the top employees including B…

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Funny story: Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Promising to inject energy and dick jokes into his flagging election campaign, US President Donald Trump announced comedian Sacha Baron Cohen would replace Mike Pence as Vice President. Trump tweeted early Saturday: "SO STOKED. Gonna be HILARIOUS…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He is Changing The Name of The White House

President Trump Says He is Changing The Name of The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump called in to Tucker Carlson at Fox News and told him that he has decided to change the name of the White House. Tucker started smiling like a 14-year-old boy who has just seen his first pair of Pl…

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Funny story: New York City Prostitutes Are Angry That President Trump Has Cut Off Their Unemployment Benefits

New York City Prostitutes Are Angry That President Trump Has Cut Off Their Unemployment Benefits

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Fox News is reporting that there are lots of unhappy, unemployed streetwalkers in the Big Apple. It seems that all of the city’s prostitutes are no longer receiving their unemployment benefits, since President Trump…

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