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Funny story: Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Tucker Carlson: FBI Raid, Ukraine War, COVID, Polio All Caused by Hunter Biden

Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Fox News commentator Tucker Carlson, in response to the FBI Raid of former President Donald Trump’s home in Florida, has identified Hunter Biden, son of President Joe Biden and boogeyman of the far right, as the agent leading th…

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Funny story: Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

Fox News’ False Claims Of ‘Open Borders’ Is Main Cause Of Massive Illegal Immigration

A new study shows that spikes in migrants trying to cross the US southern borders directly correlate to Fox News false claims of ‘open borders’ talking point repeated through a news week. A study and investigation shows that Fox News has been push…

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Funny story: Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents Shield Kid's Eyes When Rainbow in Sky - "Gay Symbol," Says Fox

Parents in the Midwest are shielding their children's eyes, whenever a Rainbow appears in the sky-to protect them from the "Gay Agenda". Tucker Carlson of Fox News told them to do this, as the Gays are using Nature's Rainbows as a way of Grooming…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Texas Governor Announces Payment For Children's Caskets

Forget the need for background checks or banning assault rifles. Instead, the governor of Texas has announced that the state of Texas will pay for the caskets of children killed in their classroom by a crazed 18-year-old killer carrying two automatic…

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Funny story: The Tucker Carlson Republican Party

The Tucker Carlson Republican Party

It isn’t the Republican Party anymore. It’s the Tucker Carlson Party! Tucker holds the reins of the buggy, and it looks like many Republicans are on board. A buggy usually has about two people, but Republicans are squeezing aboard. Tucker warns on…

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Funny story: Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

Is Tucker Carlson The Tokyo Rose Of Russia’s Ukraine Invasion?

It seems like Tucker Carlson, of Fox News, is shooting off his mouth reminiscent of what Tokyo Rose did during World War II. Tokyo Rose hosted a Japanese propaganda radio program during World War II aimed at American service members in the South Paci…

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Funny story: The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

The Former King of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly Is Now Begging Friends For Money

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a perfect example, of how someone can one day be on top of the world and the next day, be in the darkest cess pool imaginable meet Bill O'Reilly. Such is what happened to the man who was as arrogant, and as sarca…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

Tucker Carlson Is Denying The Recent Counterfeiting Charges

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) – The fella who knocked King Sean Hannity out of the Fox News #1 spot, has remarked that he totally denies all of the recent rumors that he was caught with $35,000 in counterfeit $5 bills. Carlson told Ipso Facto New…

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Funny story: Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and Greg Gutfeld Are Fined By The FCC

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of The State TV Building are saying that old man Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox Network is fit to be tied. A source whose office is next to his, reported that the 90-year-old geezer is angrier t…

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Funny story: NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

NSA Leaker Posts Raw Transcripts of Intercepted Tucker Carlson Conversation

Leaker’s Note: This obviously coded conversation was picked up in a secure railway location, in an area prohibited to the public. The speakers are being sought for questioning. Tucker Carlson has issued a statement denying that he knows these individ…

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Funny story: Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

Tucker Carlson extradited to Belmarsh Prison

So far there has been no confirmation that Mr. Carlson has been placed in a cell at Belmarsh Prison next to Julian Assange. White House Press Secretary Jenifer Psaki has said, “There are no such plans. At this time.” Mr. Carlson continues to br…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

Elon Musk Has Just Purchased The Planet Saturn

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – NASA has just announced that after an intense round of negotiations, they have agreed to sell the planet Saturn to Elon Musk. Musk had been trying to purchase the Ringed Planet since October, 13, of 2016. A spoke…

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Funny story: A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matt Gaetz, and Tucker Carlson Want California To Secede From The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

Marjorie Taylor Greene Flat Out Denies That She Has a Swastika Tattoo on Her Bikini Line

MUFFIN BUSH, New Jersey – (Satire News) – One of the most hated women in the entire nation, Marjorie “Horseface” Taylor Greene told CNN’s Don Lemon that she is getting sick and tired of all of the rumors that the California rumor mills are putting ou…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

Marjorie Taylor Greene Admits To Anderson Cooper That She Has A Big Crush on Tucker Carlson

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The woman who most Americans consider to be uglier than a baboons butt, recently confided to Anderson Cooper, that ever since Valentine’s Day, she has had one huge, effen crush on the guy whose expression looks as i…

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Funny story: Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Fauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson

Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…

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