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Funny story: Remember Trump University? Trump's At It Again

Remember Trump University? Trump's At It Again

Remember Trump University? A University named after the same guy who didn't know the correct spelling or different use of the homonym hear or here? Big hint. The word with ear is to hear. Got it? Trump didn't. It probably still doesn't.

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Funny story: Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

Biden Dog Graduates From Trump University

With a Bachelor of Arfs degree, President Biden’s dog Major graduated from Trump University and is now allowed to move back into the White House. However, the Secret Service people have their fingers crossed and tree climbing running shoes on while M…

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Funny story: Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

Trump’s Blood Pressure Level is 201 Over 127, and His Doctor Tells Him That He Has To Stop Consuming 7 Big Macs a Day

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – A Mar-a-Lago insider has informed the news media that DJT’s personal physician Dr. Yang Fu Fi, has told the 74-year-old private citizen that he needs to seriously cut back on his addiction to Big Mac Burgers.

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Funny story: Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

Trump U Commencement, Mike Lindel: "Let's all be Trumps!"

At what reportedly was the 21st commencement at Trump University, commencement speaker Mike Lindell gave an emotional, effusive 2 1/2 hour speech, mostly focussing on the exploits of former president Trump, his greatness in becoming "America's best p…

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Funny story: Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Trump University’s 2021 Commencement Speaker: Mike Lindell

Mike Lindell also known as “The Pillow Guy” will be the commencement speaker at Trump University holds its 2021 graduation ceremony. This year’s crop is rather thin as only four graduates will be receiving their diplomas. Insiders point to issues…

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Funny story: Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

Joe Biden's Dog To Attend Trump University

President Joseph Biden’s dog, the Major, has been enrolled in the now-defunct Trump University. The Old Trump University has diversified, announced Ivanka, as the new PR director and spokesperson for the school. She added a need to empower more d…

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Funny story: President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

President Trump, The Lame Duck President, Says He's Planning on Invading Iran, Iraq, or Iceland

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the President hates that everyone knows he's the biggest loser since Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arapio. Trump cannot stand that he could not cheat his way onto a second term, although he…

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Funny story: Trump University Has Just Announced That it is Cancelling it’s 2020 Football Season

Trump University Has Just Announced That it is Cancelling it’s 2020 Football Season

NEW YORK CITY – The coach of the Trump University Titans football team, has just stated that that they are cancelling the 2020 collegiate football season. Coach Bilbo “Ding Dong” Shasta, 74, stated that the reason is not because 24 of the players…

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Funny story: Trump University Releases Its Latest Presidential Poll

Trump University Releases Its Latest Presidential Poll

NEW YORK CITY – A spokesperson for Trump University has said that the prestigious university's latest presidential political poll is now out. And the school has confirmed that its owner and titular dean, President Trump, is as happy as Anderson Co…

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Funny story: Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Trump To Address Trump University 2020 Graduating Class

Fired up with the success of his 2020 West Point commencement ceremony, Trump is insisting on, “One more commencement address, but no saluting. My arm's in a sling.” Word went out for another commencement ceremony, but like throwing a baited fish…

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Funny story: Trump University Doing Research For Coronavirus Vaccine

Trump University Doing Research For Coronavirus Vaccine

Help is on the way. Trump University has been resurrected and is performing research for a coronavirus vaccine, being released in October. This October Surprise vaccine will be a boom for Donald Trump’s sinking, drowning, failing, submerged, non-...

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Funny story: President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

President Trump’s Favorite Publication, The National Enquirer, is in a Financial Mess and Asks the President for a Bailout

LANTANA, Florida – The Chief Executive Editor of the infamous supermarket tabloid, the National Enquirer is pleading with his BFF, the president, to provide him with a government bailout. David Pecker, 68, is asking the commander-in-chief for $38...

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Funny story: The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr. Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attende...

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Funny story: Trump University Of North Korea

Trump University Of North Korea

First on his agenda, after landing in Singapore for the summit with North Korea’s Kim Yong Un, is to promote a new venture. Trump will be sporting a fashionable red baseball cap, designed by fashion designer daughter Ivanka, with the logo reading: Tr...

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Funny story: The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

The New Trump University Will Teach Intelligent Design and Alchemy

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Uses His $25 Million Get Out Of Jail Trump Card While Finding Ways To Keep Americans Distracted

Donald Trump Uses His $25 Million Get Out Of Jail Trump Card While Finding Ways To Keep Americans Distracted

The President Elect Donald Trump is involved in 4,000 lawsuits over the last 30 years and is currently facing 75 active lawsuits. The same man who once upon a time declared "I do not settle lawsuits", just used his $25 million get out of jail Trump c...

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Funny story: Miss Piggy sues Trump for defamation and claims he was a frog until she kissed him and became a prince

Miss Piggy sues Trump for defamation and claims he was a frog until she kissed him and became a prince

Muppet character and movie star, Miss Piggy Jamon, will soon file a $380M lawsuit against U.S. Presidential candidate, real estate developer and reality television personality, Donald J. Trump. Amiko Aventurista reports that Missy Piggy has three ba...

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