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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

The former cyclist Lance Armstrong has reacted angrily to allegations that he was the first man to walk on the Moon. Armstrong, now 47, won the Tour de France an unprecedented seven times in succession between 1999 and 2005, before being exposed a...

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Funny story: Froomes Zoom Juice

Froomes Zoom Juice

Chris Froome will be allowed to race in the Tour De France after all doping charges against him were dropped. Prosecutors said: "No one fucking watches cycling anyway so who cares?" The four time Tour winner has been under investigation for 7 m...

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Funny story: Tour de France Bike Safety Changes

Tour de France Bike Safety Changes

The Tour de France, cycling's premier, most prestigious, most demanding and, arguably, most dangerous challenge, is going soft, it has been reported. The gruelling event where many of the seasoned and ultra-fit competitors consider it a lifetime a...

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Funny story: Tour de France 2018: The 'All You Need To Know' Survival Guide

Tour de France 2018: The 'All You Need To Know' Survival Guide

The Tour de France, that supreme test of human endurance, determination, strength and skill, is almost upon us once again, and, for the keen cycling fans amongst our readers, here is a carefully-compiled Survival Guide for this year's event. The 2018 Tour will once again be raced over 22 stages, for a total of 2,069 km (3,329 m). The race will start with a total of 188 riders spread amongst 11...

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Funny story: Cycling 'With No Hands' Gets Nod

Cycling 'With No Hands' Gets Nod

Cyclists who ride their bicycles with 'no hands' have been celebrating this morning after it was announced that the practice has been recognised as an individual discipline, and is to be considered for possible inclusion in the next-but-one Olympic G...

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Funny story: Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Pre Tour de France Stages to feature stabilisers

Top World Cyclists are, incredibly, to use bikes with stabilisers.. Stabilisers are a device associated with small children learning to balance on a two-wheeler. Sir Bradley Wigan, Tour De France Champion, says the move is 'the business' in tha...

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Funny story: Nissan to enter Tour De France with Electric Bikes

Nissan to enter Tour De France with Electric Bikes

After Nissan's recent announcement that it would enter the Le Mans 24 hour motor race in 2015 if it is allowed to build a car outside of the rules that everyone else must abide by, it appears that they have also turned their sights on The Tour de Fra...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

NEW ORLEANS - Lance Armstrong was recently seen riding his bicycle down on Bourbon Street. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Armstrong was wearing a Mitt Romney "Frankenstein" Halloween mask and was dressed in an LSU sweat...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Seven times Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong today addressed the media for the first time since revealing he will not fight the doping charges brought against him by the USADA (US Anti-Doping Agency), and instead he will actually be cycling to t...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles go on sale

Lance Armstrong's seven Tour de France titles go on sale

In a stunning announcement last Thursday, the famed cyclist Lance Armstrong said he was selling his seven Tour de France titles. The titles will go on sale next week, but they most likely won't be available to the fans. All Tour de France runner-...

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Funny story: Bradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishment

Bradley Wiggins Snubbed By the Establishment

With calls already for a knighthood after his exploits in the Tour de France, a shadow has been cast over sports superstar Bradley Wiggins after he was told to 'get on your bike' by members of London's elite Pickwick Club. Fresh from his victory a...

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Funny story: Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

Tour de France winner, Bradley Wiggins, admits his inspiration was Freddy Mercury!

The first Brit to ever win the Tour de France, Bradley Wiggins, has come out and admitted Freddy Mercury was his greatest inspiration, but not because he had dodgy, sexual inclinations, no! The reason why Bradley first took up cycling seriously wa...

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Funny story: Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Naked "Tour de Peru" causes sore bums and traffic chaos!

Lima, Peru: As preperation for this years Tour de France pro-cyclists decided to go to Peru for the "Naked Tour de Peru". The reason why they cycled naked was to get their bums hardened for the long haul ahead in France. The trainers of the teams too...

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Funny story: Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Tour de France Defines Acceptable Doping Standards for 2012

Following the latest controversy over delayed doping accusations for Spanish rider, Roberto Contador, the Tour de France announced yesterday that there would be a new set of acceptable drug usage rules posted for the 2012 international event. "Bas...

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Funny story: Tour De France For Yorkshire?

Tour De France For Yorkshire?

News that Yorkshire is to bid to host the opening stages of the 2016 Tour De France has met with mixed feelings among Yorkshiremen. The race's first two days are held in a new location outside France every two years and tourist body, Welcome To Yo...

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Funny story: Armstrong Concedes Tour de France after Jet Fueled Suppositories Cause 3 Out of Control Crashes

Armstrong Concedes Tour de France after Jet Fueled Suppositories Cause 3 Out of Control Crashes

Lance Armstrong, 38 year old 7 time Tour de France winner conceded the race today after falling helplessly behind despite setting a new world record climbing La Ramaz at 62.5 MPH leaving the rest of the pack far in his dust. It was the decent where...

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Funny story: New Tour De France Scandal

New Tour De France Scandal

Disturbing news today from the Tour De france implicates Stage 5 winner Mark Cavendish. After winning the stage in a superb sprint finish, he was unable to provide a sample to the World Anti Doping Agency for testing. Closer inspection revealed th...

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