As a Conservative MP, Rees-Mogg is often asked to validate his humanity, but in a recent episode of "Who Do You Think You Are" he was forced to reveal his 60% reptile background. Rees-Mogg's great grandfather is none other than Hissy the python, a...
MP Louise Mensch has admitted taking hard drugs in her youth that "messed with my brain". The high-profile Tory backbencher and chick-lit author told of her past after being asked about Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's claim that Britain is losing t...
David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
A senior Conservative and supporter of the 'No to AV Campaign' has gone on record as saying that the British electorate is way too stupid to be trusted with a complex voting system like the Alternative Vote. Conservative Party whip Sir Quentin Smy...
An educated Scotsman has taken to burrowing himself away in his quiet office on the shores of the River Forth in Scotland. He reads and rereads every Tory speech of the past year and delights in hearing his young children reciting the Tory fairyta...
Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing. Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech. Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...
Reports of a heat seeking, missile man on a mission, hurtling through the corridors of the UK House of Parliament have reached this writer. The man is the UK Secretary of State for education. His mission is to dismantle the English education syste...
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