In the relentless battle being fought to discover a cure for the deadly Coronavirus, COVID-19, President Donald Trump has confirmed that Hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) is perfectly safe, as it is already a main constituent of most major brands of toothpast...
A new toothpaste that, it's been claimed, offers extraordinary and revolutionary dental health protection, is at the center of a war of words between dentists - over its name, KUNNY. The toothpaste, which has come through much stringent testing wi...
The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...
Police in Wiltshire are investigating an allegation that a member of the public squeezed a tube of toothpaste from the top of a tube instead of from the bottom, leaving an unsightly bendy bit in the middle of the tube, and lashings of toothpaste stil...
the UK's leading toothpaste manufacturer has cracked the secret to the perfect toothpaste, causing their share value to rise. "When we say miracle toothpaste, we mean it," said Doctor Gambol, the dentist responsible for the breakthrough. The ne...
Cresgate, Britain's largest manufacturer of toothpaste and toothbrushes has been fined just under half a million pounds due to claims that the names of its toothpastes are "at best misleading" and "at worst erroneous". Cresgate gained the largest...
Another recent corporate merger has led to the creation of a new line of products for the consumer. Vagifix and Colpaste companies will now combine their product offerings into a new multi purpose cream. Based on the science of combining only nat...
Recently I was on a flight from LA to Chicago. Without thinking, I brought my large tube of toothpaste. It made it through checkout at LAX with no trouble. I brought it to Chicago, happily brushed my teeth with it several times over the course of four days and all was right with the world. However, on the way back, a sharp-eyed security man at O'Hare saw the monstrous tube. "Sir, we must take t...
Sansfangs and Gums, famed British apothecary has begun running advertisements for its new improved fake toothpaste for false teeth. The product named Gleemgate to highlight its true fakeness promises to do absolutely nothing for your phony fangs. Rub...
The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...
Sixty years of scientific study finally bore fruit today when Belgian confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, AND maintain healthy-looking teeth - CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE! Belgians love their chocolates, and, a...
A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released. The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...
Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
Tony Blair, the former British PM would market Colgate's latest range of toothpastes. At a glittering ceremony in New York today, Blair told reporters that he'd always believed it was his mission to show his assets for a toothpaste ad. But du...
Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.
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