SAN ANTONIO – (Sports Satire) – Word coming out of the Alamo City is that the San Antonio Spurs ownership has made it a top priority to do whatever they have to, to get super star NBA player Kawhi Leonard back. Leonard, who Michael Jordan and LeBr…
SAN ANTONIO – Ever since the “Big 3” left the Spurs, the team has not been doing as well as they had been in the past. After retiring, Duncan went back home to the Virgin Islands, Ginobili left for Argentina, and Parker returned to France. Lit…
INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...
SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...
CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...
SAN ANTONIO - Proving that sometimes the good guys do wear black, the San Antonio Spurs soundly defeated the New Orleans Pelicans at the AT&T Center. The team that wears silver and black beat the Pelicans 112-93, for their 11th victory in a ro...
SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...
SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...
MIAMI - When local sportscasters constantly praise one team over another it is called being a homer. But when they do it in the NBA Finals it is called a cheap shot. Those were the sentiments of TNT analyst Charles Barkley. The man known as The Fa...
MIAMI - The Heat were beaten by the San Antonio Spurs in game one of the NBA Finals 92-88, and LeBron James is very upset with his teammates and Chris Bosh in particular. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine reports that he overheard Ja...
MIAMI - The first game of the best of seven series in the NBA Finals saw the down-to-Earth San Antonio Spurs beat the circus-flavored Miami Heat 92-88. King James showed the nation-wide audience that one man is not going to beat the fundamental gu...
MIAMI - The Indiana Pacers and the Miami Heat ended up having to settle things in game seven of their NBA Eastern Conference Championship game. And when the final buzzer sounded the Heat had won the decisive game 99-76. Heat players Dwyane Wade...
MEMPHIS - The Land of Elvis Presley was singing the blues as their hometown team the Memphis Grizzlies got beat by The NBA Championship Game bound San Antonio Spurs 93-86. Tony "The Frenchman" Parker dashed and slashed his way through the Grizzlie...
Yes, there may be a new sports celebrity reality show on the horizon: Celebrity Barroom Brawls. Just this week San Antonio Spurs' star Tony Parker suffered an eye injury after notable offender in music Chris Brown started tossing bottles around a...
SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...
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