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Funny story: Trump In Charge Of His Republican Convention

Trump In Charge Of His Republican Convention

Thinking that the Marvin Hamlisch song, Nobody Does It Better, was a homage written for him, Donald Trump decided to take charge of his own 2020 Republican Convention. What could go right? People immediately speculated whether Melania would pe…

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Funny story: Republican Party To Dump Trump

Republican Party To Dump Trump

Coming from a safe source, the Republican Party is planning to dump Donald Trump as a presidential candidate. Of course, he doesn’t know yet, and no, they aren’t planning to give the nomination to Kanye West or Mike Pence. The word is coming from…

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Funny story: Tom Hanks To Star In The Most Challenging Role Of His Career

Tom Hanks To Star In The Most Challenging Role Of His Career

Hollywood star, Tom Hanks, is one of the greatest actors of his, or anybody else's, generation, having featured in 69 movies, but the man who played Forrest Gump might just be in the middle of, by far, the most challenging role of his entire acting c...

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Funny story: A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

A celebrity with a heart as big as his bank account (well, almost)

Actor Tom Banks, whose net worth is estimated at $350 million, give or take a million, played Santa Claus at an N-n-Out Boogers in Fontana, Californicate, treating his fans to a free lunch. “Order anything you want,” he told his devotees. “Money i...

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Funny story: Trump Accepts Lead Role in "Bigly"

Trump Accepts Lead Role in "Bigly"

New York, NY - Donald J. Trump accepted the lead role in the new reality film "Bigly", where Trump plays a boy trapped in a man's body and becomes President of the United States. The reality film concept is a takeoff of the movie "Big" which starr...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks lookalike Brit cop fesses up in notorious 'Plebgate' saga

Tom Hanks lookalike Brit cop fesses up in notorious 'Plebgate' saga

London, UK - Sporting a Saving Mr Banks mustache and matching rictus grin a London police officer caught impersonating Hollywood actor Tom Hanks made headline news this morning in the notorious and long-running 'Plebgate' saga. PC Keith Wallis, 69...

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Funny story: Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

Julia Roberts Is Devastated That Her Movie "Larry Crowne" Is A Box-Office Bomb

ENSENADA, Mexico - Julia Roberts and her husband flew down to Ensenada, Mexico to get away from all of the horrible reviews of her and Tom Hanks latest motion picture Larry Crowne. Roberts, who is quite devastated at the fact that her latest movie...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts Reveal Why Their Movie "Larry Crowne" Flopped

Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts Reveal Why Their Movie "Larry Crowne" Flopped

HERMOSA BEACH - The two super stars of the movie Larry Crowne were in Hermosa Beach promoting their latest movie which by early accounts will not be around very long. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, two names who use to practically guarantee that a f...

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Funny story: Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Midget Circus Artiste's Revelations Inspire Film

Has-been midget circus artiste and occasional film and television actor Sweeney Diplick, 54, is in the news again. Diplick's sordid revelations of drug dependency, lifelong drunkenness and Jane Seymour fan club addiction on ABC's entertainment pro...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks to Portray Bill O'Reilly in Upcoming Autobiography

Tom Hanks to Portray Bill O'Reilly in Upcoming Autobiography

In an upcoming autobiography by Bill O'Reilly in which he prefers not to play himself, O'Reilly has hired Tom Hanks to step in and portray the "love him or hate him" darling of Fox News Channel. "At first I thought, man, this is really weird," say...

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Funny story: "Angels and Demons"

"Angels and Demons"

Hollywood - WARNING! SPOILER! While the movie was originally spoiled by the producers, directors and cast, this article will additionally spoil it, by revealing the trite ending to this piece of Catholic bashing crap. As some fans of seventies c...

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Funny story: The Secret of Christmas Island (The Kickoff)

The Secret of Christmas Island (The Kickoff)

IP Newswire: Thomas Spanks, noted physicist, botanist, private pilot, skydiver and with absolutely no connection in any way to Her Majesty's Security Service, also known as MI5, was reported lost somewhere over Christmas Island in the early morning hours. Followed by Indonesian radar as his plane passed well west and north of Jakarta, Spanks twin engine Gulfstream was seen losing altitude un...

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Funny story: Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican invites Hanks to play the young Pope JP2 Lodge

Vatican City - (Papal Ass Mess): So impressed were Vatican top brass with Tom Hanks' latest performance in Dan Brown's Angels & Demons that they lobbied for the US movie actor to audition for the lead role of Carol Wojtyla in a proposed new film...

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Funny story: Pope orders the immediate capture of Tom Hanks

Pope orders the immediate capture of Tom Hanks

Pope Benedict XVI has taken a hard-line stance against the new film "Angels and Demons", by ordering the assassination of actor Tom Hanks in the name of God himself. It is certainly an aggressive stance to the film which does paint the Catholic ch...

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Funny story: Tom Hanks to play Tom Cruise in new movie

Tom Hanks to play Tom Cruise in new movie

In a surprising announcement, Tom Hanks confirmed the recent rumours that he is to play Tom Cruise in a new film biopic about the famous actor. "Tom has always been my acting hero", said Hanks, "this is a giant role for me and it is going be a rea...

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Funny story: Castaway Co-Star "Wilson" Found Dead

Castaway Co-Star "Wilson" Found Dead

The volleyball actor who shot to fame in 2000 as the "Wilson" character in the blockbuster movie "Castaway" with Tom Hanks, was found dead, floating in the backyard pool of his once immaculate Beverly Hills home this past Friday.

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Funny story: "Wilson" Star of "Castaway" Rescued" and is to be Reunited with Actor Tom Hanks

"Wilson" Star of "Castaway" Rescued" and is to be Reunited with Actor Tom Hanks

In what Tom Hanks described as "A miracle", the sea faring Wilson, who was tragically dislodged from his raft in the movie "Castaway," and given up for dead, has washed ashore near Naples, Florida. After nearly seven years his jo...

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