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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Keeps Looking Sexier and Sexier

Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Keeps Looking Sexier and Sexier

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the start of the new DWTS season, lots of long-time viewers didn't like Tyra Banks. And that was because they had grown to love Tom Bergeron, who was there from the very first show, 29 seasons ago. But Tom was fired…

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Funny story: Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

Tom Bergeron Comments That Dancing With The Stars Host Tyra Banks Looked Like a Great White African Hunter

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – The theme of this week’s edition of “Dancing With The Stars” was A Look at the 80's Crackhead Era . The dancers danced to songs by such popular 80’s artists as Stevie Wonder, Prince, Michael Jackson, Bro Mo, and th…

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Funny story: This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

This Week's Dancing With The Stars Ended In One Big Messed-Up Mess

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The ending of this edition of “Dancing With The Stars” looked like just another episode of “The Jerry Springer Show” minus the chair-throwing and the X-rated cussing and yelling. The new host, Tyra Banks, blamed t…

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Funny story: Tom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks

Tom Bergeron, Who Was Fired From Dancing With The Stars, Says He Doesn't Like The New Host Tyra Banks

EL SEGUNDO, California – (Celebrity Satire) - Ex-host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron, spoke with a reporter with iRumors from his El Segundo beach house. Tom told Vodka Vermicelli he regrets having gotten into a physical altercation with…

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

Dancing With The Stars Suddenly Fires Hosts Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews

HOLLYWOOD – In a move that those in the entertainment business are calling the Tinsel Town Pearl Harbor, long-time "Dancing With The Stars" co-hosts, Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews, are out of the ballroom and now dancing out on the street. Suddenl…

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Funny story: The Reason Why ABC Has Cancelled This Season’s Edition of “Dancing With The Stars”

The Reason Why ABC Has Cancelled This Season’s Edition of “Dancing With The Stars”

HOLLYWOOD – Television’s number one dance show has just announced that the new season has been cancelled. An ABC spokesperson for "Dancing With The Stars" said that all of the dancers agreed that there was just no way that they could dance the cha...

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Funny story: The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

The Lesbian Community Is Upset As World Famous Swimmer Diana Nyad Gets Plucked From American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - There isn't much joy in the lesbian community as one of their champions, world famous swimmer Diana Nyad was the first Dancing With The Stars contestant to be sent home this season. Diana was paired up with Henry Byalikov who said afte...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

Dancing With The Stars' Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Says Mark Ballas Better Cut His Silly-Looking Hairdo Or It'll Affect His Score

HOLLYWOOD - There is perhaps no one on American television who is more ornery, more cantankerous, and more hated than Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman. The 69-year-old Englishman (who looks 89) is perhaps one of the mo...

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Funny story: Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

Is Dancing With The Stars' Mark Ballas Hiding A Woodchuck Underneath His Humongous Hairdo

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang. The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30. Bruno "...

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Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

Justin Bieber Begs Dancing With The Stars To Let Him Be A Dance Contestant This Season

HOLLYWOOD - The host of Dancing With The Stars, Tom Bergeron has just informed the Hollywood media that he received a text message from Justin Bieber. Bergeron said that Bieber begged him to please pull some strings so that he can join the cast of...

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Funny story: Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Jay Leno To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the premier dance reality show, Dancing With The Stars have announced that former Tonight Show host Jay Leno will be one of the celebrity dancers on the upcoming season. DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron verified that Leno has...

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Funny story: Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

Kay Robertson of Duck Dynasty Has Agreed To Be A Contestant On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Dancing With The Stars are happier than Miley Cyrus at a nude convention as they have just signed Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's wife Miss Kay to appear on the next edition of the popular dance show. DWTS Producer Ber...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Asked To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars co-host Tom Bergeron has confirmed that Phil Robertson star of Duck Dynasty has in fact been asked by the DWTS producers to appear on next season's edition of the hit dance show. Bergeron noted that Robertson wou...

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Funny story: Cher Is Making A Comeback

Cher Is Making A Comeback

LOS ANGELES - One of the happiest persons in Tinsel Town is the legendary music icon Cher. She recently appeared as a guest judge on Dancing With The Stars and she said that she absolutely loved it The "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" singer enjo...

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Funny story: Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Snooki Polizzi was literally shocked when she heard Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron say that she would be the one going home on the show's latest episode. Her eyes welled up with tears and she buried her face in dance partner...

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Funny story: Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...

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