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Funny story: Al Gore Cancels April Fools' Day for Planet Earth

Al Gore Cancels April Fools' Day for Planet Earth

Planning on playing a few tricks on April 1? Fuhgeddaboudit. That's the message from Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President, guardian of the planet, and inventor of the Internet. "Things are so bad in the world, there's nothing to laugh at thi...

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Funny story: Gore Confesses: I Pushed Ethanol Only In Attempt to Buy Presidency!

Gore Confesses: I Pushed Ethanol Only In Attempt to Buy Presidency!

Years after he pushed, stumped and built a lucrative career on Global Warming Posturing and flawed scientific data, former Presidential hopeful Al Gore finally admitted Ethanol is a bogus product he pushed in order to buy votes in Tennessee and Iowa!...

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Funny story: An Inconvenient Truth: Tipper Blames Dolly The Sheep For Marriage Breakup

An Inconvenient Truth: Tipper Blames Dolly The Sheep For Marriage Breakup

Beltway insiders insist that Al and Tipper's breakup didn't happen because of Big Al's alleged affair with Laurie David, who divorced Seinfield creator, Larry David in 2007. Those in the know said the first indications of Al's infidelity happened...

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Funny story: Al Gore Headed To Jail?

Al Gore Headed To Jail?

After the news hit the tabloids, then newspapers and now even in the Washington DC newspapers, it seems that former Vice President Al Gore just could be headed for jail. Most were more shocked over his split with his wife of 40 years, Tipper, that...

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Funny story: Tipper Gore: Al Gore Hurt Me!

Tipper Gore: Al Gore Hurt Me!

Tipper Gore told friends that she can breathe a lot easier now that hubby, Al Gore, is gone. "Al gained so much weight there at one time, I thought he was going to crush me every month when we had sex", stated Tipper, according to a friend and mem...

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Funny story: Tipper Gore: Let Ms. Environmentalist America Have Him!

Tipper Gore: Let Ms. Environmentalist America Have Him!

According to new reports in several tabloids the key to the Al & Tipper Gore break-up was the fact that Tipper always suspected her husband of fooling around. "I blame Bill Clinton for this", stated a friend of the family. "Tipper saw what Cli...

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Funny story: Al Gore Described as 'sex crazed Poodle' by Masseur; Tipper Calls on Dog Whisperer for Help!

Al Gore Described as 'sex crazed Poodle' by Masseur; Tipper Calls on Dog Whisperer for Help!

In a still unraveling case in Oregon, police reports reveal a strange case of alleged crotch sniffing by former VP Al Gore described by the plaintiff as nothing more than ' a hound dog with a pedigree....a sex crazed poodle!" The plaintiff, her na...

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Funny story: It's Been Two Weeks And Scarlett Johansson Says She Can't Stop Thinking About Sandra Bullock's Kiss

It's Been Two Weeks And Scarlett Johansson Says She Can't Stop Thinking About Sandra Bullock's Kiss

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson says it has been two weeks since Sandra Bullock kissed her on the lips during the MTM Movie Awards telecast. The 25-year-old actress confided to her hair stylist, Mr. FuFi Fondue, that since that night she has...

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Funny story: Laurie David Says Al Gore Was Planting Trees, Not Planting His Pole In Her

Laurie David Says Al Gore Was Planting Trees, Not Planting His Pole In Her

Laurie David, the wife of television icon Larry David, is a social activist for Environmental issues. She is also now accused of having an affair with former Vice President Al Gore that ended his forty year marriage to wife Tipper. At a press con...

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Funny story: Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

Larry David: 'Here's an Inconvenient Truth, Gore Was Shagging my Ex!"

So much for the remaining sugary myth of the ever perfect Al Gore and his College Sweetheart Tipper living in matrimonial bliss for 40 years. It turns out that for the last two years the noxious carbon footprint was unable to 'curb his enthusiasm'...

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Funny story: Rough Year For Al Gore Family After Third Split!

Rough Year For Al Gore Family After Third Split!

It started early last year when turkeys and chickens began fighting outside the country mansion of the Al Gore family and it hasn't stopped yet. In May of last year, the former Vice President's daughter Kristin divorced her husband, Paul Cusack.

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Funny story: Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Taking Book On Reasons For Al And Tipper Gore Divorce

Las Vegas oddsmakers are making book on the real reason why the 40 year marriage between Senator and Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife Tipper is ending. While the two have issued a joint statement saying that the marriage has dissolved...

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Funny story: Tipper Gore Wants to Give Tony Hayward his Life Back

Tipper Gore Wants to Give Tony Hayward his Life Back

Sometimes people who are caught in relationships that put such a stranglehold on who they are start to want for something completely opposite. Case in point, Tipper Gore. For decades, she has been married to Al Gore, a quiet, unassuming man who assum...

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Funny story: A marriage Gored: why Tipper split

A marriage Gored: why Tipper split

After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore are taking a little time apart to enjoy more personal space and rediscover themselves. Speculation runs wild as to what precipitated the separation. "He just didn't measure up to expectations," state...

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Funny story: Tipper to Receive Half of the Internet as Gores Divorce

Tipper to Receive Half of the Internet as Gores Divorce

As the forty year relationship between Al and Tipper Gore comes to an end, the long and tedious task of dividing up the Internet between the two parties is underway. Tipper is requesting full control over the social side of web although did offer...

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Funny story: Tipper Gore: I Am No Longer Depressed

Tipper Gore: I Am No Longer Depressed

Known to be suffering from depression for many years, Tipper Gore, who is now separated from Al Gore, says that it must have been being married to Al for all those years. "I can't believe how good I feel", she told a friend yesterday. "Can I se...

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Funny story: Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Tipper on Gore Divorce: Al's Carbon Footprint Just Too Heavy to Bare (sic)!

Environmentalists were shocked today to hear of the impending divorce of Al & Tipper Gore, poster-people for the safe the earth campaign which enabled the fabled inventor of the internet and the solar powered dildo to forge his way onto the list...

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