Mrs. Inga Trex, a cleaning woman at the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland, has become the first woman to travel into the future! According to eye witnesses and security camera footage, Mrs. Trex, or T-rex, was vacuuming near the collider…
Tom Baker had a birthday. Some have said that he was the best Doctor Who. Myself included, but then again I haven’t seen all of the Doctors. Why should I when I’ve seen the best – in a couple episodes, I think … plus he had that scarf. Accessories ma…
I went to confession last Sunday, despite not being Catholic. I had a few questions. “How long since your last confession, my son?” “Your what? Daddy? At long last? Mama and I have been looking for you everywhere! You became a priest? Was mama…
Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…
A local teen out for a decades-long joy-ride lost control of the vehicle he was driving and slammed into a duplex, totaling it. The vehicle was also a total loss. Martin McFly, 18, was taken into custody without incident and booked on charges of reck…
A local man arrested for his part in the Capital Riot in January has pleaded not guilty today based on his being from “an alternate reality”. Gunter Chang, a local philosophy professor and self-professed trans-dimensional diplomat clarified for the j…
An eccentric inventor and local teen were arrested after a high speed chase with police. Tire spikes finally stopped the DeLorean, estimated to have been going in excess of 80 mph in a construction zone Martin McFly, 18, and Dr. Emmett ‘Doc’ Brow…
An eccentric inventor and local teen were killed yesterday when the Delorean in which they were riding crashed into a wall at an estimated 80 mph. Martin McFly, 18, and Dr. Emmett ‘Doc’ Brown, age unavailable, were pronounced “really dead” at the…
James Cameron, the creator of the 1984 blockbuster movie 'The Terminator', starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, has confessed that the brilliant idea for the story came from a totally unexpected source. The concept, says Cameron, which is almost beyon…
The well-worn phrase which implies that time moves faster when we are enjoying ourselves, and that it drags when we are not, has been given scientific credibility at last, after countless people rang the BBC to complain that time was now progressing...
A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...
When Elon Musk announced his plans to create a time machine back in April of 2016, many in the scientific community were skeptical of the entrepreneur’s ability to take on such a formidable task. Despite the reservations, many in attendance at the pr...
A physics professor, Alister Darwin, whose time machine allowed him to travel into the future, is now on a journey with his wife Aesa and his 7-year-old son David, to make contact with the Lumen, a future species of man that lives underground. Darwin...
Alister Darwin, a physics professor, makes an astonishing breakthrough in quantum physics which allowes him to construct a time machine in 1866. He makes a drastic decision, to takes a one way trip into the future 2.1 million years, his friends ca...
"We were waiting for Professor Emory to come in and lecture on worm holes and spider webs" said Alice Benoit a post grad student at Princeton's applied Astrophysics and Stuff "when appearing out of nowhere an older gentleman with crazy white hair sto...
Alex Jones, purveyor of crackpot conspiracy theories, is now saying that Melania Trump's RNC convention speech is proof that the Obama's have access to Hillary and Bill Clinton's time machine. Wait--what the hell? Yes, Alex Jones is pushing the...
Donald Trump notified the media today that he intends to demand that Hillary Clinton withdraw from the Presidential campaign for her role in the "totally bad thing" that Barack and Michelle Obama did in 2008 when they shamelessly plagiarized Melania'...
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