JACKSONVILLE, Florida – (Sports Satire) – Tim Tebow, has just signed a $920,000 one-year contract with the Jacksonville Jaguars to play tight end. His contract also calls for him to receive an extra $45,000 for each touchdown pass that he catches.
DENVER – (Sports Satire) – There is extreme joy in the Rocky Mountains today, as the Denver Broncos have just signed Tim Tebow to be their new starting quarterback. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, reported that the man who made “Tebowing” a nat…
DALLAS – (Satire Sports) – Jerry Jones is in a world of hurt, as they say out yonder in the Lone Star state. The Cowboys owner is down to having to use his third-string quarterback, Ben DiNucci, after Dak Prescott and Andy Dalton have both been i…
Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow: perhaps the most famous NCAA quarterbacks of their generation. They destroyed defenses on the ground and through the air, each earning the most coveted Heisman Trophy. Their short-lived NFL careers each saw their fair sh...
After toiling in the NFL for a number of highly paid, but disappointingly unproductive seasons, Tim Tebow has decided to take his show on a different road. In the midst of their gold medal run at the Rio Olympics, the U.S. Women's Olympic Gymnas...
In what is either a publicity stunt or a desperate desire to find a very qualified clip board holder the Eagles tried out Tim Tebow despite the fact that they just traded for Sam Bradford and re-signed Mark Sanchez. Jeffrey Lurie, owner of the P...
NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the owner of Moscow's professional football team The Black Storm has offered Tim Tebow $1 million to play in two games. Black Storm owner Mikhail Zaltsman told SCM's Hercules Confetti that...
DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily at the famed Texas Cattle Stampede House in Arlington. Jones, whose Cowboys are 1-1 told Reno that he has always liked Tim and h...
Tim Tebow isn't unemployed any longer. And he's gone from the game of football to good ole-timey religion. No, he's no longer going to throw dying quail passes. Rev. Tebow's saving souls. Oh Brother, where art thou will soon be found behind the p...
Someone should warn Tim Tebow that the Russians are coming! Not since the old movie of the same name has there been such a frontal assault on everything as American as apple pie. And, the hot dog known as Tim Tebow is about as American as you can...
LOS ANGELES - The quarterback without a team, Tim Tebow, has just been offered a 3-year-contract to play professional football. According to The Sports Bet Gazette, Tebow has been contacted by the owners of the AFL's L.A. Kiss to be the team's qua...
NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow, the quarterback without a team appeared on The Viagra View with Regis Philbin and Larry King. He was asked if he'd heard anything from any NFL team. Tim replied that he hadn't and asked Regis and Larry if they'd heard an...
GREEN BAY - The Green Bay Packers have just done something that no other NFL team in recent memory has ever done. They have just cut four quarterbacks, B.J. Coleman, Vince Young, Derek Mango, and Hunter Dillstromdinger and are now left with only o...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Tim Tebow learned that he had been cut from the New England Patriots and he took it all in stride. He told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review that it's just business and like they say in Pittsburgh that's just the...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Newly acquired Patriots player Tim Tebow knows how to win over his fellow players, coaches, and even fans. The man who is number 5 in the Patriots program has now become number 1 in the hearts of many at PatsLand. Te...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick is still in a state of semi-shock regarding former Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez. Belichick spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and stated that upon reflection he now realizes that some o...
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...
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