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Funny story: Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

Tennis fans' horror as Tim Henman's dad mistaken for George W Bush

London - Quite what he was doing in Wimbledon's royal box is a mystery, flanked by the likes of gold digger Kate Middleton and assorted other desperate Z-Listers. Today the facial similarity between Anthony Henman - father of top UK tennis no-wozz...

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Funny story: British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

British Man loses at Tennis, world keeps turning

The only British man who is any good at tennis lost today to one of the many, many blokes who just happen to be better than him at it. "He lost well", said Susan Crochet, tennis correspondent of The Daily Middlebrow "he lost to the standard we've...

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Funny story: The dawn of a new era of tennis

The dawn of a new era of tennis

The world of tennis has seen a breakthrough on the scale of NASA's landing on the moon and as noteworthy as the discovery of the double helix structure of DNA. Mats Wilander, most recently seen working for Eurosport at the French Open, announced the...

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Funny story: Andy Murray 'Fuck Off' shock

Andy Murray 'Fuck Off' shock

Grumpy Scottish tennis player Andy Murrray is really pissed off now. Ex 'Brat' and Grand Slam champion, John McEnroe has told reporters that Murray's swearing needs a complete overhaul: "Andy showed a lot of early promise but he needs to improv...

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Funny story: Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Australian Open Hosts First-Ever All-Marsupial Final

Saturday's men's final will be the climax of a record-breaking Australian Open 2011, as the Rod Laver Arena hosts the first-ever all-marsupial title contest. The match, between an Eastern Grey Kangaroo and a Wombat, will be the first-ever grand sl...

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Funny story: Tim Henman to return!

Tim Henman to return!

As "Murray Mania" sweeps the nation amidst Wimbledon fever, former British No. 1 Tim Henman is gearing up for a sensational return to the court next year! A spokesman for Tim's management company "Hensations" claims that the star has been gripped...

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Funny story: 4 Poofs And A Piano Split

4 Poofs And A Piano Split

BBC TV presenter Jonathan Ross was said to be "in shock" this morning after it was announced last night that his resident house band, 4 Poofs And A Piano, are to go their own separate ways, citing 'musical differences' for the split. The 4 Poofs,...

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Funny story: Henman Hill Renamed "Eaton Enclave" After Serb Rout

Henman Hill Renamed "Eaton Enclave" After Serb Rout

Henman Hill, that last bastion of Englishness, is to be renamed Eaton Enclave after yesterday's unexpected Triumph of the Will of Chris Eaton, over Serbian Boris Pashankovichski...

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Funny story: Henman comeback confirmed

Henman comeback confirmed

Tennis legend Tim Henman has confirmed the worst kept secret in Tennis by announcing that he will make an emotional comeback for this years Wimbledon Championships.

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Funny story: Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...

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Funny story: Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Wimbledon, England - It pains this reporter to report this, but Henman Hill, that landmark of 20th century British culture and once a gathering place for our nation's proud people, has become a suicide blackspot as the repercussions of hero Tim H...

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Funny story: Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Tennis player Tim Henman, who only just announced his retirement last month, is set to make a comeback to the world of tennis by entering the wheelchair event at next year's Wimbledon, in what would surely rank as one of the sport's biggest s...

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Funny story: Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tennis ace Tim Henman almost won last week's National Lottery draw, it was revealed. He almost won a tax-free cash prize of £4 million.

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Funny story: Three Balls Incident leaves tennis player injured

Three Balls Incident leaves tennis player injured

Tennis player and David Miliband lookalike Tim Henman has been seriously injured today when he tried to sere three balls in a foolish attempt to make himself look good.

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Funny story: Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has employed Greg Rusedski as his new grinning coach, The Spoof can exclusively reveal. Murray requested the services of Rusedski after his former grinning coach quit, citing that getting Murray to smile was '...

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Funny story: Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

British tennis player Tim Henman has branded Davis Cup opponents Croatia 'muppets' just weeks ahead of the crucial tie, accusing them of being 'wimps, pushovers and just pussies generally', in what can only be described as an uncharac...

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Funny story: Henman A True Brit - He Never Won Shit

Henman A True Brit - He Never Won Shit

WIM-BALL-DONE (Defecated News) Tennis Ace-Superstar Megatalented-Grimlooking-Bloke-Who-Never-Won-Much-Really Tim Henman has announce his retirement from the sport he nearly excelled in. The shock announcement at what many have dubbed the '...

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