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Funny story: Ohio Man tries a hold-up using a lead paint detector

Ohio Man tries a hold-up using a lead paint detector

An Ohio man is in police custody after attempting to rob a Howdy Pard Convenience store using a lead paint detection device. Herm Myers, 29 of Stubenville, OH, was taken into custody by police early this morning. Officers responded just after 1:0…

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Funny story: Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

Al Sharpton Involved In Death Threats

The mayor of Bridgeport, Conn. and his family have received several threats since appearing with the Rev. Al Sharpton on TV this week. Mayor Bill Finch was on Sharpton's MSNBC show Monday evening to discuss weather conditions in his city during the b...

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Funny story: Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Muslim Brotherhood Makes Strongest Threats to Western Nations Yet

Egypt - Leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood and members of ISIS have made their strongest and most hard-hitting threats so far toward the United States in their bid to thwart US intervention into affairs in the Middle East. The Brotherhood has h...

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Funny story: Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

Spoof reporter almost gets his n**ts in a twist and thrown off a f**king balcony

According to spokespersons for Representative Michael Grimm (R-NY), he did not follow up threats to NY1 reporter Michael Scotto with similar threats to a Spoof reporter. However, a representative for Spoof reporter Pepe Warezabar states the case d...

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Funny story: President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

President Issues "Credible Threat" of Nation Being Attacked

The President told Americans in a press conference today that there was a "Credible Threat" that the United States could suffer a sudden attack from any one of several countries. "I don't know how we got everybody so upset with us but according to...

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Funny story: Charity Hate Campaigner Faces Trial Over Takeaway Waste

Charity Hate Campaigner Faces Trial Over Takeaway Waste

A Sussex man has told of his torture at the hands of a local charity organisation. Steve Dobbs, 37, was hounded out of his house and home by the hate campaign instigated by the Sussex 'Food For The Poor' charity. Dobbs had returned home from a...

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Funny story: Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

Fatwa Against Eric Holder After Insults to Jihadist Families

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Conservatives may be harsh critics of Eric Holder's inability to consider "radical Islam" as a motive in violence against Western interests; however, several comments by the US Attorney General have provoked extremist Muslims to...

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Funny story: Questions Threat For Bush

Questions Threat For Bush

Italian Interior Minister Giuseppe Pisanu has warned of potential serious threats during US President George W Bush's visit to the country in the next few days.

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Funny story: New terror threats proclaimed

New terror threats proclaimed

U.S. Utterly General, Mr. John Asscraft announced new terror threats from the Al-Qaeda today.

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