PORTLAND, Oregon – (Satire News) – A group of protesters calling themselves the Anti-Trump Soldiers of Saturn have destroyed several statues in downtown Portland. The Portland Police Department reported that the group of angry individuals toppled…
Police and emergency services in the Black Hills, South Dakota, were called out to deal with potential casualties this morning, after an incident at Mount Rushmore left the world-famous site reduced to a pile of rubble. The location is known for t…
DETROIT – A spokesperson for the BLM organization, which now has over 4 million members, including 37,000 whites, has just informed the media that two out of the four presidents on Mount Rushmore were slave owners. George Washington, the nation’s…
MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...
There are unknown, dark portions of our history that our leaders would just as soon we didn't learn of. There are secrets about those who are at the helms and have the stewardship of our country that would cause many to become sickened and to lose their patriotic fervor were they ever to be revealed. But that is what we are here for, to enlighten you dear folks, to make the opaque visible, to bri...
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Several of the Founding Fathers, reanimated through a procedure innovated by Benjamin Franklin, showed up at the Faith and Freedom Coalition Conference to give the audience a piece of their mind (or what was left of it, which was sti...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - A fact finding team comprised of three South Dakota state senators recently traveled to the Black Hills town of Keystone, South Dakota. They visited the Mount Rushmore National Memorial, site of the colossal presidential s...
Far-right author David Barton's book The Jefferson Lies is being pulled from bookstores all over the country for its inaccuracies and falsehoods. Let's examine some of the more dubious claims the book makes about our third president. 1) Sally Hemings was not a slave, but actually a live-in maid 2) Won Louisiana territory from Napoleon in a Bible-quoting contest 3) Invented Virginia 4) First...
COLLEGE PARK, MARYLAND (ABSNN) DNA has proven "conclusively" that Thomas Jefferson, the third US President, is the true father of Barack Obama who now sits in power in the White House. Scientists at the University of Maryland claim "the findings put...
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