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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

The Real Reason Why Trump Is Always Acting Like a Shitass

BOSTON - (Satire News) - The man who has more nicknames than everyone living in New Hampshire combined continues to act as if the lies he is constantly telling cannot be refuted with video tape. Vox Populi reported that out of Trump's 34,407 lies…

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Funny story: Untied States of Trumperica

Untied States of Trumperica

If Trump gets back in come 2024, one of his secret promises has been not only to move the White House to Florida, but also to change the name of America itself. No longer will it be the “United” states, but the “‘Untied” states, since Trump will p…

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Funny story: Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

Trump's Trendy New Idea for Family Burials - a Golf Course

President Trump is causing big turmoil and alarm in the Church and Funeral industries. They missed out on making a lot of money when his wife died. And they fear others might imitate him. His first wife died, and he didn't buy a burial plot, or…

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Funny story: Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

Trump Feeling The Heat For Being An Anti-American Instigator May Be Getting Ready To Flee To Scotland

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The Donald, as his mother called him, took a trip from his termite infested mansion in Mar-a-Lago to see about getting his passport updated. Word filtering out of Trump's Plywood State mansion is that Plump Trump is…

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Funny story: The Brooklyn Police Department Reports That The Punk Who Painted Graffiti All Over The Trump Library Has Been Caught

The Brooklyn Police Department Reports That The Punk Who Painted Graffiti All Over The Trump Library Has Been Caught

BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. is glad to say that they have apprehended the vandal who spray painted vulgarisms all over the walls of The Trump Library. Trump Library librarian Henrietta F. Nuxx, 91, says that she is so happ…

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Funny story: Putin's First Day In Hell

Putin's First Day In Hell

One minute he was leaning over his famous VERY long desk in his super isolated, extremely protected section of the Kremlin, the next he was lying on the floor rolling around from the paralysing effects of a stroke from reading the report of how a spe…

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Funny story: Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

Melania Finally Reveals That Foreplay With Donaldo Consisted Of Him Looking In a Hand Mirror and Saying "Damn I'm Handsome!"

MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Melania has finally spilled the beans on her so-called sex act with Donaldo. Mrs. Trump said that old Acorn Dick's routine foreplay consisted of him holding a hand-held mirror and telling her how damn handsome and buff…

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Funny story: Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Trump's Dead Wife Ivana Becomes a Huge Tax Break - By Being Buried at His Golf Course

Donald Trump recently buried his first wife, Ivana, at the National Golf Club in NJ. The 465-acre, 38-hole golf club is now a cemetery and is exempt from all sales and income taxes and any other taxes. Thinking ahead, Trump, either spent cash…

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Funny story: Trump's Doctor Says He Definitely Has Fibbafucism

Trump's Doctor Says He Definitely Has Fibbafucism

DETROIT - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-in-Chief flew to Detroit on TransCountry Airlines, to see a specialist who deals in advanced stages of Fibbafucism. Merriman Webster defines Fibbafucism as the end result of an individual constantly lyin…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Filed a $12.7 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

Bezos-Musk Inc., Has Just Filed a $12.7 Billion Class Action Lawsuit Against Donald Trump

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The world's largest company Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered deep in the heart of Texas, has just filed a $12.7 billion class action lawsuit against Donald "Lard Butt" Trump. Bezos-Musk, Inc., is represented…

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Funny story: New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

New Trump Restaurant in Austin County, Texas, Has Girls with Guns

A Lebanese immigrant has opened a new restaurant in Austin County Texas Called 'Trump Burger’, and it is very popular. Eighty percent of county residents voted for Trump in 2016 and are loyal Trump Burger eaters. The waitresses wear pink cow…

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Funny story: Rest In Peace, Ivana … Fore!

Rest In Peace, Ivana … Fore!

Ivana Trump has been laid to rest on Donald Trump’s golf course. Someone dug a pit, threw her body in, then dropped a plaque reminding every golfer who she once was. She is buried in New Jersey, the joke state of the USA. “Under the state of New…

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Funny story: Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Trump’s Burgers Will Not Give You Diarrhea

Donald Trump has a burger restaurant … or the burger restaurant has him. MAGA lovers can now munch on a “Donny Burger”. One patron said this about her burger: “I love taking a big bite outa Trump’s meat!” Another patron named Billy Joe Bob Cle…

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Personal Secret Service Detail Reveals A Secret

Donald Trump's Personal Secret Service Detail Reveals A Secret

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Secret Service agents that were assigned to protect Trump from the tens of millions of people, Democrats, Independents, and even more Republicans than anyone would ever believe, have revealed a secret that the m…

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Funny story: The IRS Says Trump Owes $7.6 Billion In Back Taxes

The IRS Says Trump Owes $7.6 Billion In Back Taxes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A top national news agency has uncovered an IRS story about Trump, in which it is alleged that he owes Uncle Sam $7.6 billion in unpaid taxes. Tapioca Swizzle with The Vox Populi News Agency stumbled upon the Tru…

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

Kim Kardashian Says That The Bruthas Will Pay Trump Back For All of His Pussy Grabbing

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood celebrity Kim Kardashian, who is head-over-heels in love with Pete Davidson of "Saturday Night Live," says that she can't wait for Lard Belly Trump to become an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. She is so excited ab…

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Funny story: The Government of Scotland Tells Trump To Never Again Set Foot In Their Nice, Lovely, Anti-Racist Country

The Government of Scotland Tells Trump To Never Again Set Foot In Their Nice, Lovely, Anti-Racist Country

EDINBURGH, Scotland - (Satire News) - The beautifully delightful country of Scotland, which has been described as peaceful, romantic, beautifully green, celtic, and poetic has made it known that the lying likes of one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump ar…

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