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Funny story: Sun Comes Up Again

Sun Comes Up Again

There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…

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Funny story: Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story: Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

Man's Feet Looked Silly After He Got Sunburnt Whilst Wearing Flip-Flops

A man who should, perhaps, have given more consideration to the kind of footwear he was wearing whilst out in the sun, has been left with silly-looking feet due to sunburn. Moys Kenwood, 56, has been wearing flip-flops during his extended enforced…

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Funny story: Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

Oyster-Catching Trip Was Extremely Arduous

A man who was invited to take his family on an oyster-catching excursion at an artificial inland waterway in the Cambodian countryside, has told how the exciting prospect descended into near-chaos when no oysters were caught, and the party, travellin...

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Funny story: Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite Images Confirm Sun Is A Big, Round, Blazing Ball Of Searing-hot Plasma

Satellite images from the Austin Allegro British space programme have confirmed what experts have always believed about the Sun: that it is a big, ever-so-hot, blazing ball of orange plasma that is raging away to its core, and lighting up the entire...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Notes that Sun Also Sets but Appreciates Hemingway's Positivity

Nashville Man Notes that Sun Also Sets but Appreciates Hemingway's Positivity

Ian McNee of Nashville, Tennessee, couldn't help but note that, in addition to coming up every day as documented in Ernest Hemingway's classic The Sun Also Rises, the sun sets without fail every night, but he appreciates Hemingway's intentional focus...

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Funny story: Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

Staring At The Sun Can Damage Eyesight

A warning published today by the British Medical Council says that staring at the Sun for hours on end could seriously damage a person's eyesight, and could, ultimately result in blindness. The Sun is a giant orange orb in space, located around 93...

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Funny story: Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

There was drama at the seaside at the weekend, when a man fell out of the sky onto a group of men who were innocently playing in the sea, causing them to become shocked and disturbed at the intrusion of their privacy. The incident happened at Marg...

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Funny story: Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Weather forecasters across Europe have said that the searing temperatures that are currently causing so much discomfort to so many people in so many countries, shows no sign of letting up, and is set to continue until it cools off a bit. The heat,...

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Funny story: We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

Many of us are already well aware that sanctions against the Putin regime have inconvenienced Vladimir Putin and his oligarchy. Oleg Deripaska was given a free ride from the U.S. Senate with regards to the sanctions against him. But Putin realizes...

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Funny story: Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

Man Sustained Eye Injury Looking For Super Blood Red Wolf Sun

A man who stood outside his house for more than four hours on Monday in an attempt to view what astronomers described as a Super Blood Red Wolf Sun, had to return inside unsuccessfully after straining his eyes, and making them bloodshot. Moys Kenw...

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Funny story: After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After Years of Breaking, Dawn Gets Much-Needed Fix

After breaking each and every morning in memorable history, Dawn (also known as Sunrise and/or Aurora) finally got a much-needed fix. “Nights are tough,” admitted Dawn, in a rare moment of vulnerability. “Right before I wake up, I experience this...

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Funny story: NASA postpones mission to the Sun

NASA postpones mission to the Sun

Bright thing in the sky, great lighter of days and harbinger of daytime. The Sun is something that most of us see every day (but not every night). NASA have promised for years to send a mission to conquer the fiery body, but have run into problems.

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Funny story: UK Heatwave Kills Grass

UK Heatwave Kills Grass

As the UK baked in the sweltering hot weather yesterday, with temperatures in the high-90s commonplace, one woman told her neighbor that the grass was dead, like it was in 1976. Madge Frobisher of Port Vale, a keen weather watcher, said: "It's...

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Funny story: Newspaper Headlines Roundup

Newspaper Headlines Roundup

In a diatribe today under the headline "Brexit Traitors", Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre, writing from his EU funded estate in Scotland, rails against the length of time Brexit is taking. He calls Prime MInister Theresa May a "fucking Remainer bitch" a...

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Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...

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Funny story: Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Sunshine in Seattle blinds thousands

Emergency rooms in the sea side town of Seattle were bulging at the seams on Satuday due to what some are calling "sudden on-set blindness." Known as the wetest town north of the Joshua tree's in the Nevada dessert, even seasoned Seattlelites wer...

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