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Funny story: Slippery Rock University Kicker Kicks an NCAA Record-Setting 91-Yard Field Goal To Win The Game

Slippery Rock University Kicker Kicks an NCAA Record-Setting 91-Yard Field Goal To Win The Game

CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – Slippery Rock defeated Southern North Dakota in their neutral rivalry game, which is played every year in Cleveland’s Grover Cleveland Coliseum. Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba stated that the Pennsyl…

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Funny story: After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

After Losing in The First Round and Embarrassing Himself Before The Entire World, Evander Holyfield Says That Next He Will Fight Barron Trump

HOLLYWOOD, Florida – (Sports Satire) – There is an old expression that says that one stayed a little bit too long at the fuckin’ rodeo. And that is exactly what 59-year-old Evander Jemima Holyfield did. The dummy got greedy and he got his greedy o…

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Funny story: The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

The LPGA Finally Agrees To Allow It’s Female Golfers To Wear Bikini Swimsuits

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the LPGA powers-that-be have finally gotten with the program and they are going to implement a clothing policy that media experts say will increase TV viewership by at least 700%.

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Funny story: Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

Buffalo Bills Wide Reciever Cole Beasley Fined $900,000 By The NFL For Refusing To Wear a Mask

BUFFALO, New York – (Sports Satire) – According to the Sports Bet Gazette, Bills receiver, Cole Beasley is emphatic that no one, not the NFL commissioner, not the vice-president of the United States, and not even the “Big Black Mouth of The South,” C…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Put a For Sale Sign on “America’s Team”

DALLAS – Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, recently said, at a family Quinceanera, that after 21 years of an up-and-down relationship with his team, he is ready to throw in the sports towel. He sat down with Sport Bet Gazette’s Zorro L...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Promises That This Season's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Be Prettier, Sexier, and Louder Than Last Year's Version

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette at a local Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner. He let La Bamba know that he is not happy with the 8-8 record that the Cowboys have compiled for the past th...

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