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Funny story: Nothing Good Comes When The Tax Man Sings

Nothing Good Comes When The Tax Man Sings

The Tax Man is at it again. He wants MORE tax, but he just doesn’t know what else he can tax since everything is, and nothing can get away from … the TAX MAN! Never say never, the Tax Man (possibly in your country, and if not, one country will sta…

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Funny story: Undercover New Jersey Police Woman Sues Department Over Proceeds From Her Undercover Work

Undercover New Jersey Police Woman Sues Department Over Proceeds From Her Undercover Work

Paramus, New Jersey undercover police woman, Linda Wonton, is suing her own police department over proceeds she earned while doing undercover work as a prostitute. Wonton believes she earned the proceeds legitimately, and is in full right of keeping…

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Funny story: The Police Not Really Members Of The Police

The Police Not Really Members Of The Police

In arresting news that is set to rock the world of rock music, it's been revealed that the members of The Police - Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland - were not actually members of the police force, but mere musicians. In a further astonishi…

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Funny story: Sting Stung By Wasp

Sting Stung By Wasp

Aging crooner, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE - collectively known as 'Sting' - has been stung by a wasp in his back garden. The former policeman from Wallsend who now owns a huge estate in Wiltshire, was shovelling some manure onto a rosebed on...

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Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...

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Funny story: Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy

The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...

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Funny story: Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Occupy Movement Hits Long Beach Island, NJ.

Tom's River, NJ -- Long Beach Island, NJ is a perennial popular summer resort island just a few miles north of Atlantic City. Every season, vacationers from all points make the trek to enjoy the sun, the surf, the cooling ocean breezes and the shoppi...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

Hundreds of Aliens Spotted in West Virginia! Dozens Reported Missing!

"Whatever these things are or wherever they are from, they're sure interested in our chemical spill", says police officer. "I'm far from the water here and don't have to wear any special gear but I'll be glad to leave anyway." Others within ten mi...

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Funny story: Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

Brownies Laced With Pot & Poot Closes Local McDonalds

The fast-food joint in Friendsville, Tennessee has closed down for the day after a scheduled-to-be-fired employee brought brownies for the staff on his last day of work. "Apparently he told the other employees that he had laced the brownies with m...

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Funny story: Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

Sheriffs Don't Want Data On Insane

WASHINGTON - - - The Obama Administration today expanded access to mental health data in background checks for the federal system. Under a new rule, paranoid schizophrenics, brutal lunatics who have been imprisoned for violence, insane child abu...

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Funny story: Kanye West to Start Nightly Patrols of Los Angeles and New York

Kanye West to Start Nightly Patrols of Los Angeles and New York

Los Angeles, CA Kanye West, who recently acknowledged that he was just like the police and soldiers the way he puts his life on the line at every concert he does, announced today in a press conference that he will begin nightly patrols of Los Angeles...

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Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...

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Funny story: Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

Sting wins Most Tender Lyrics Award

HAMPSTEAD, London--In what is seen as a lifetime achievement award, rock musician Sting received this week the prestigious Most Tender Lyrics Award at the U.K. Rock Music Awards. Jury members lauded Sting, known for his earlier work with the highl...

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Funny story: The Police Want to Talk to Wayne Rooney Say Manchester United Club Bosses

The Police Want to Talk to Wayne Rooney Say Manchester United Club Bosses

Manchester United Football Club Bosses have revealed that Wayne Rooney is wanted for questioning by The Police. The announcement was made last night after an incident at Manchester united football club on Saturday afternoon was given wide publicity...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: Sting accidentally kills three burglers

Sting accidentally kills three burglers

A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...

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Funny story: Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.

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