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Funny story: President Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape

President Putin is Threatening to Release the Infamous President Trump “Pee-Pee” Tape

MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Russia’s national news agency, The Kremlin Voice, is reporting that President Vladimir Putin, is planning on making a major announcement. According to a Kremlin insider, Putin has become very unhappy with President Trump,…

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Funny story: Newly Discovered Reports Show That Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham Have Received Campaign Donations From The Kremlin

Newly Discovered Reports Show That Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham Have Received Campaign Donations From The Kremlin

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – France’s Ohh La La News Agency is reporting that they have discovered secret reports showing that the Kremlin has contributed quite a lot of money to two U.S. senatorial campaigns. The report shows that Kentucky…

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism

Russian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Moscow’s national news agency Comrade News, is reporting that President Putin has finally decided to discourage gayism, which has recently increased by 4.61%. Putin was speaking at the Kremlin’s Nikita Khrushchev Meeting R…

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Funny story: Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

Sylvester Stallone To Star As President Trump in the Movie “From Moscow With Love”

HOLLYWOOD – (Fake movie news) Word filtering out of Celluoid City is that one of the greatest Italian movie stars of all time, Sylvester Stallone, has signed to appear in a movie about President Trump. Stallone, who just turned 74, has been cast…

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Funny story: Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

Comrade Putin Says That a Kremlin Poll Shows Comrade Trump Ahead of Joe Biden by 83 Points

MOSCOW – Word coming out of the Kremlin has put a great happy ‘bigly’ smile on President Trump’s face. A recent poll, that was actually taken inside the Kremlin, shows that Trump is ahead of Joe Biden by 83 percentage points. American poll expe…

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Funny story: President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...

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Funny story: President Trump visits the Kremlin

President Trump visits the Kremlin

'Mr Trump? President Putin will see you now.' 'Great, great! This is gonna be beautiful, so beautiful! But hey, guys - you checked this place for those little tiny cameras, hidden mikes, Polonium 210, crazy stuff like that?' 'Yessir, Mr President!' 'Fabulous, just fabulous. Told you we could trust Putin didn't I? Didn't I?' 'Yessir, you did, just before TapeGate.' 'Hey, hey Pompeo -...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin To Step Down

Vladimir Putin To Step Down

Moscow - It will be announced, by the real powers in the Kremlin, that Vladimir Putin will step down from office to spend more time with his family, thus giving him the opportunity to continue wrestling with bears, swimming with sharks, working on a...

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Funny story: Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

In another attempt to increase his grip on his country, Russian leader Vladimir Putin order the entire population of the former-Soviet state to sit down where they were with their legs crossed and their fingers on their lips. Sources close to Krem...

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Funny story: Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Putin annoyed government minister didn't congratulate him on newly purchased Crimea

Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...

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Funny story: South Korea Says No To Russian Salad Dressing

South Korea Says No To Russian Salad Dressing

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean government has just sent a text message to Russian President Vladimir Putin. They have stated in a strongly worded message that due to the ongoing situation with the Ukraine, South Korea has decided that it wi...

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Funny story: Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

Russia Asks The U.S. For A Loan Due To The Fact That The Olympics Have Depleted The Russian Treasury

MOSCOW - The Russian government has just admitted that it has found itself in a serious financial situation. The Kremlin blames the financial situation on cost overruns attributed to The 2014 Summer Olympics being held in Sochi. Russian Preside...

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Funny story: Edward Snowden To Stay In Russia and Become The Government's Director of Computers

Edward Snowden To Stay In Russia and Become The Government's Director of Computers

NEW YORK CITY - American Spotlight Magazine has learned that NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been granted Russian asylum. The computer info leaker was all smiles according to Russia's national news agency Vodkavich which noted that Snowden is...

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Funny story: Final NEW Seven Wonders of the World Chosen

Final NEW Seven Wonders of the World Chosen

ZURICH (Reuterz) - After months of calculation and endless nights of computer tallying a list of architectural achievement of the NEW millennium has been chosen. Many grand and beautiful buildings and monuments known to man were in the running the w...

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